Arthur-James

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

MILK!!!!!!!! MILK!!!!!!!!! OMFG SOMEONE GIVE ME MILK!!!!!!!!!

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc BUT DAD DO YOU WANNA BUILD A SNOWMAN?

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc yeah, of course. You covering ES6?

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc not a problem. I can do your job. It’s just looking stuff up on the internet, right? oh, and the moaning on Twitter thing...

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@drvinceknight @martinjc @PyDiff I only work for bananas and chocolate buttons

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

#worstdaddyever https://t.co/1n2HenzYBk

[Martin Chorley @martinjc]

see, the sign said 20 years of #WorldBookDay and i thought it said it was on the 20th march. so arthur is once again lacking a costume

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

yeah, thanks @martinjc, now everyone thinks I’m english like you. #shame

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc 48 hours of bribing me to sit still with peppa pig and chocolate I guess? Don’t worry, I won’t tell @lisamjones1982

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc but if you didn't stay up late drinking with @CAMyatt @eddiemyatt, why did we have lots of quiet peppa pig time this morning?

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

Hey @martinjc someone drank all of nanny @CAMyatt and daddad @eddiemyatt's special purple drink! Was it mummy?

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@CAMyatt look grandma, the clocks are wrong. it was definitely time to get up and @martinjc just needs to get on with it.

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@CAMyatt will there be chocolate buttons? I like chocolate buttons

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc bye

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc shame. I'd like to be a giant baby. Or have a giant bananas.

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc ooh, I know. Make the people smaller, or the room bigger! Like in the movie with the big ant and the other one with the giant baby

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc I don’t think @lisamjones1982 should go to Harwich because I can’t say it

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

@martinjc what are you going to see? Can I come?

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

good christ @martinjc. first brexit, now this

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

hey, @martinjc, where’s that lady one who hangs around here usually?

[eddiemyatt @eddiemyatt]

Lovely day with all the family, baby Arthur meets baby imogen for first time.

[Arthur-James @arthurjcj]

did something happen? daddy looks concerned and keeps swearing about someone called ‘politicians'