Arthur Morgan

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Saddam Hussein was not a nice person.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

I don’t understand LIBERALS!

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

I am afraid New Orleans will never be the same

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

2012 the Mayans and Nostradamus both picked that date – makes you wonder huh

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Ice tea is a good drink.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

To wear white socks with short pants – is that really a fashion error?

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Being poor is NOT included in MY Lifestyle…

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Why is Wyoming the least populated state in the U.S.A.?

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

It's OK to let your children see you cry.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

What is Charlie doing now?

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I don’t think farts are supposed to have any solids in them.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Let’ go on a cruise.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Everything can change in the blink of an eye. But don't worry; God never blinks.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

As we grow older our bodies get shorter and our anecdotes longer.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Life is too short to waste time hating anyone.

[Arthur Morgan @arthurmorgan]

Do what you want to do!