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Green sheep activist, grape duck hater

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My future children are gonna be named mason and madaughter

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@duolingo don’t try to seduce me like that

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IM SORRY HOW DOES HE GO FROM
THIS TO THIS

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I like to think singer-songwriters often belt out into sing-song

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BREAKING NEWS: Facebook decides the only mode of transport worth buying these days are old cars and unicycles

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Sometimes when I lick my tears I feel like a frog

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roommates: let’s put on a musical 😃

also roommates: not another song in said musical 😡

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Is no one else concerned by Duo’s rapidly growing power?

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If you haven’t seen Grease I don’t trust you

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

my body is not a temple it’s a world trade center and every day is 9/11

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What a good night to not be pregnant

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I keep getting shocked by the cameos in Doctor Who as if it’s not the British Neighbours

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You can tell a lot about how a person was raised based on their rules surrounding taps while someone’s showering

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Everyday I wake up and am thankful that I’m not in high school

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Why is it that literally everyone manages to make a bonnet look so good and yet here I am looking like I’m about to go hit up the muffin man

[🐟 @mwupfront]

non-australians will never know the childhood experience of the school oval being out of bounds for a month cuz of plovers nesting and all the schoolground rumours being abt that one classmate that had to go to the hospital cuz he tried to fetch a ball and got attacked

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In this economy the immortal snail wins

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I love having a dog around cos now it doesn’t seem like I’m talking to myself

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All I want to is platonically cuddle while talking through a movie is that too much to ask

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Craves a secret handshake 🤝 has trauma from high fives

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