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[matt walck @articfire77]

@hamyzo_Abdulla @John316apologia @dawahxdialogues It’s the same prophesy written from the perspective of two different speakers. 18:15 is the author speaking directly to the audience, and 18:18 is quoting what the Lord said to the author (18:17-18:20 is the Lord speaking). This is why one uses “your” and the other “their”

[matt walck @articfire77]

@cooked5ushi @Baloney_and @iamyesyouareno Nope, just a joke. The image was edited: the actual sign said “every time he leaves home.”

[Damien Ryan @djryan]

How it started How its going

[Sophia Smith Galer @sophiasgaler]

positively phenomenal use of the BBC News theme tune. Little does she know this is actually how we make the news

[Matt Kibbe @MattKibbe]

You say this like it’s a bad thing. #libertarians

[Jonathan Chait @jonathanchait]

I guess this makes me a neoliberal but pulling down statues honoring abolitionists and then beating up gay Democratic elected officials is bad https://t.co/cO5jGAtxwl

[Chana @ChanaMessinger]

Security Questions are terrible. Treat them as additional passwords.
https://t.co/Fb7g8XfXEo

[Scott Alexander @slatestarcodex]

Speech is silver, silence is golden, incomprehensible shrieking takes bronze.

[matt walck @articfire77]

@JadenGalardo @DangerSensei @Elise_Villa @IAmMarcelC @kcpolice No you can't. Unless you mean in your checked luggage, in which case you can have a gun in your checked luggage. https://t.co/WIb3MT64V7

[Jack Saint @lackingsaint]

got to be honest, it's starting to feel like we're just doing things we feel like doing and saying it's in support of health care workers

[mitch said is on the other site @said_mitch]

oh come on

[Axis II of Evil @joannathemad89]

Scientists recently placed a 10-piece set of matching Tupperware in a sealed chamber.

When they opened it a month later, the chamber had 24 lids that did not match any of the 6 remaining containers.

[Alexandra DeSanctis Marr @xan_desanctis]

Absolutely no one:

Guy who invented caucuses: you know what, paper ballots are super lame, why don’t we all head on down to the local middle school and shuffle around the gymnasium for a while til we sort this one out

[NVIDIA GeForce @NVIDIAGeForce]

Alyx Vance? G-Man? City 17? Headcrabs?

Inject all that Half-Life goodness directly into your veins with the new Half-Life Alyx Official Announcement Trailer.

[Jim Salsman @jsalsman]

@mcepl @tpope https://t.co/E4Oh3gn94t !

[Andy Ngo @MrAndyNgo]

Was just assaulted & had my phone stolen at @24hourfitness Hollywood Portland by someone I recognize at Antifa rallies. He first dumped liquid on me then stole my phone. Reporting to @PortlandPolice. I don’t know his identity & gym wouldn’t tell me. They got my phone back.

[matt walck @articfire77]

😂

[Regents Park Police @MPSRegentsPark]

These items were found during a #weaponSweep near #MackworthHouse #AugustasSt during #OpSceptre . Safely disposed and taken off the streets

[NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES]

DESPITE THE FACT THAT EXISTENCE IS AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY I STILL MAKE TIME TO COMPARE MY EXERCISE IN FUTILITY TO OTHER PEOPLES EXERCISES IN FUTILITY AND GET ALL STRESSED OUT THAT THEIRS IS WAY BETTER THAN MINE