Andrew Chrysostom 🚫👀

Giving Blind people a bad name since 2018. Arsenal apologist, food enthusiast and too tired to advocate. Ex-copywriter/social media manager in a sighted life

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Sighted Twitter (i.e. Twitter) - a pledge from myself. The only thing you need to do to score likes from me is label an image so it’s accessible for visually impaired users. Don’t care if it’s BLM or Fred West’s dick pic, it’s just nice you took the time to be inclusive

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Is Rishi Sunak closer in visual approximation to @@AhirShah or Hassan Minhaj? Asking as a brown blind guy with only pre-2018 visual references

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@Yuddylicious Once you just start shouting Baileys, and are unable to form other words, and it’s gone too far

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Anyone else concerned that the women in the Baileys advert are in some sort of mind controlled cult?

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@petedonaldson thanks so much for the visual description at the beginning of yesterday‘s podcast, it has been bugging me for years what do you guys look like-and really made my day to finally have that it scratched :-) keep up the great work

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Amazingly there are fewer complaints about fireworks on my Next Door app this weekend than there were last week... Can’t think why #guyfawkesnight #HappyDiwali

[Andrew Chrysostom 🚫👀 @ArticulatePanda]

Sighted Twitter (i.e. Twitter) - a pledge from myself. The only thing you need to do to score likes from me is label an image so it’s accessible for visually impaired users. Don’t care if it’s BLM or Fred West’s dick pic, it’s just nice you took the time to be inclusive

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Not sure if my tinnitus is acting up, Or whether it is all the dog whistles from pro Boris tories on #RishiOut

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Was that even enough time to make a spitting image puppet of Liz Truss?

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@BeardedGenius Assuming free bar

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@angelcomedy I have gotten one of my support workers to send you a message on email :-)

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@angelcomedy hi there, I’m wondering if you’re putting on any shows this Saturday? Trying to find on your site, but afraid it isn’t very accessible as I am visually impaired. Thanks in advance :-)

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@angelcomedy Much appreciated :-) it possible to get accessible sitting at the front? I know you don’t usually do reserve but can get quite distracting when you’re at the back and people are making noise from the other room. Big fan of your work and used to come all the time before Blindness

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@angelcomedy No problem, wasn’t complaining just thought you’d like to know :-) are they individual/WIP‘s or the angel comedy night?

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@Scottishtigger @Daniel_Sloss Thanks, the stables website was unclear on whether the initial performance had been postponed or whether the current one was being postponed. I have tickets so I’m very excited

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@Daniel_Sloss are you still performing at Milton Keynes stables on the 13th of July? On their website it says postponed

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@nomadicrevery happy birthday mate

[Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum]

@Baddiel Instrumentalization of the tragedy of Jews who suffered, were humiliated, marked with a yellow star, and finally isolated in ghettos and murdered during the Holocaust, in order to argue against vaccination that saves human lives is a sad symptom of moral and intellectual decline.

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Has always been one of my wishes to see a British-Asian represent the England Senior National team. Let’s hope initiatives like this brings that a step closer

[Vithushan Ehantharajah @Vitu_E]

Today is the launch of a new @EASPORTSFIFA campaign fronted by @HamzaChoudhury1 to inspire the next generation of British Asian footballers.

Over the last month, I've been working on a comic book with Hamza on his Bengali heritage & journey so far, illustrated by @rajkdhunna

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@chrispople Thank you very much! Can’t wait to get a restaurant experience again :)

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@chrispople Could I bother you for a couple of veggie friendly recommendations over by Paddington side? Am planning a thing with friends next month but so many menus/sites aren’t VI accessible :/