artie_mclaughlin

Benevolent malefactor, dogmatic litigator, reprobate optimist, inveterate seeker of literate and lively conversation in Louisville.

[artie_mclaughlin @artiemclaughlin]

@HighPrairieFarm Great to see what a sports section actually used to look like

[Best in Dogs @BestinDogs]

Thursday night, I was sitting in my garage smoking a cigarette. Horrible habit, I know.

4 young men rushed me, decided they wanted my car, beat me up, and wanted my keys. I told them the keys were in the house. They decided to go in.

What they weren’t expecting were my 2 80lb Pit Bulls. They are sweethearts and the kindest dogs you’ll ever know, but protect their home and owner with finesse.

My beautiful babies charged these assholes and stood over me as I laid on the floor of my garage, forever protecting me. They are rescues. Unwanted dogs.

They saved my life. Please consider adopting a rescue. They might save your life too.

[artie_mclaughlin @artiemclaughlin]

@BestinDogs Godiva, Godi for short

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@RealCardGame No NIL, no sustained success

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@HighPrairieFarm I still think Jerome Harmon could have been one of the best all-time Cards if he could have been more focused on staying eligible. Pure natural athlete who was just starting to tap his potential.

[OptaSTATS @OptaSTATS]

Mikel Brown Jr. & Ryan Conwell of @LouisvilleMBB are the only Division I teammate duo in the last 30 seasons to combine for 75+ points, 15+ rebounds & 15+ threes made in a game.

Only one NBA duo has ever done it: Damian Lillard & Nassir Little during Lillard's 71-point game.

[artie_mclaughlin @artiemclaughlin]

@StevenKratzber1 Terrible. Zero command of presence or tone. Comes across as quite soft.

[Matthew Bové @Matt_Bove]

Oh look Gene Steratore agreed with the call on the field and then it was wrong and now he agrees with the new call. That’s crazy.

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@SethOnHoops Seth, where did you want them to file? Legit question. In personam and subject matter jurisdiction are both satisfied by filing in that particular court.

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@BethCHudson @awkwardgoogle All light and love to you and your sweet pupper. May one day all of your great memories drown out any current sad ones.

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He Had Orders to Shoot — He Chose Mercy https://t.co/ObqET0vwyM via @YouTube

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@BiggestBiscuit Death by a thousand cuts

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@ColMoeDavis And let me guess: separate checks

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@ConnorStanleyX And on 1st down with 15 seconds left. Just wild.

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@UofLSheriff50 On replay it looked like it was tipped by the blitzer before Mack touched the receiver

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@RadioFreeTom And in phantom “sales” to satellite nations

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@Osint613 Gorgeous baby needs new siblings. We should never have stopped production.

[Open Source Intel @Osint613]

F-22 pilots need to log about 180 to 220 flight hours a year, and there are only about 250 active combat-F-22 pilots in the entire Air Force.

I love this plane so much 🇺🇸

[artie_mclaughlin @artiemclaughlin]

@TinaHowellNOLA Whenever you have the actual fkg governor publicly opining on your game the previous evening in a less-than-enthusiastic way, I think it bodes… (what’s that word?)…unwell.

[artie_mclaughlin @artiemclaughlin]

@theliamnissan (Narrator voice): Alas, there was no Vietnam chapter...