NoXMasB4TDay

Weirdo, Mad Scientist, and Man-About-Town.

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@CuomoPrimeTime @RudyGiuliani @ChrisCuomo https://t.co/vu0opU3V5T

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@ktumulty Try making Puttanesca without fresh parsley (and basil). All you have is salty and sad.

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@UROCKlive1 Is that not obvious at this point?

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@BettyBowers When you COC can't actually string an entire coherent sentence together.

Also, when, exactly, has tRUmp been WINNING lately?

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@DogginTrump I can feel my lunch churning back up...

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@GaryLegum Or Bozo.

What sort of tailor would let that go? JFC, he' looks like a little boy playing dress up in his daddy's clothes.

The ridiculously tiny shoes don't help either.

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@sahilkapur Fuckity-bye, Paul, you ghoul.

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@CNN Hurray for the expanding stock market bubble.

Of course, there's NO way we'll have a major market correction & recession any time soon. 🙄

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@cmpriest Aw, nuts! I was hoping maybe this was going to be a "My new book is out in time for Christmas" sort of announcement.

:(
I guess it could be NEXT years stocking stuffer.

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@joncoopertweets Spoiler alert, She probably hasn't evaded the great big Mueller net. She's just going to be one of the last to go before Cheeto Mussolini himself.

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@thehill In tRUmp's mind "A long time ago" is probably a week or so".

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@New_Narrative Someone should tell him that, while he has difficulty COUNTING to 84, it's not really a particularly high an IQ.

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@prof_elemental Sounds like it's time to put on the Victory Trousers

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@knud_axelsyrup @prof_elemental I see what you did there. ;)

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@jdawsey1 @CarolLeonnig Let's all say it together now-

"But her EMAILS!!!!"

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@prof_elemental Tor does genre fiction and steampunk
https://t.co/TNATdIVZQz

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@CheriJacobus It's ALMOST as if he's a complete fucking dimwit. LOL

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@trulldc This is adorable, as is your mum. Enjoy the snow while it lasts. Your post put a genuine smile on my face, so thank you.

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@apagliar Fuck Bill Maher. He's a douche-apologist 12x over.

Comics, especially the early X-Men and Spider-Man, certainly saved my sanity, if not my life.

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@davidaxelrod @realDonaldTrump Never mind that fat orange asshat golfing nearly every weekend.