J Smith

writer for Sanford & Son

[J Smith @artificialdope]

what if rappers’ ad libs were also their sex noises?

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@xAthenaBlazex hey do you have a set up at Avn today? I happened to see you walking in but haven’t seen you on the floor yet. I’d just really like to buy some merch or something

[J Smith @artificialdope]

This is actual supervillain shit, like the only thing missing is red spray paint over the old sign

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The X logo has officially been placed on the former Twitter building.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

Very interesting/sad thing happening in the comments: a lot of of people assuming she’s a nurse despite her handle specifically saying “dr.”

[Aveta👾🇭🇹 @Aliafonzy43]

What’s the point of (some) men honestly.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

I understand that everyone is different and people learn new things they didn’t know everyday, but holy fuck when do we reach the point where people stop commenting about wearing gloves for food prep? Like please, please stop. I’m so tired.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@elizaskinner Damnit Eliza, you know I can’t read.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

“loves to get rimmed” feels like an unnecessary addition here

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@shinypretties You didn’t read the “crying in goodwill” part, did you?

[J Smith @artificialdope]

She has truly mastered the art of making grocery store pop songs

[J Smith @artificialdope]

I watched a good amount of his show Marlon and it was not a very good show but he was consistently funny in it. I would be laughing while thinking “this show has no real identity”. It was wild.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

It’s truly insane how naturally funny this family is. And it never feels forced, like even with how high energy Marlon is, it always feels genuine.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@base_lucidity @rdmetz @dreamcast0 @bobby Are you just fucking with a blue check dude or are you serious? Bc I have never seen these Doritos before this thread

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@elizaskinner I mean who needs to know what they’re making really? You just throw some money at a thing and it either throws more money back or you delete it from existence, right?

[J Smith @artificialdope]

Stop trying to make a DCEU. Just make good DC movies with a new cast every time. Go full multiverse. Nothing matters from movie to movie, they’re all completely separate. And hire the animation people to write them.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

This seems like one of those movies where it takes like 5-10 minutes to adjust to the style and the world but once you do it’s very fun

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

The first trailer for ‘WONKA’ has been released.

In theaters on December 15.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

Just had an Instacart dude tell me the particular brand of salad I ordered looked terrible and replace it. I would go to war for him.

[J Smith @artificialdope]

this was definitely killed by “the fappening” the term peaked then and will probably never recover

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

the word "fap" really had a moment during the obama era. don't really here anyone talk about "fapping" much anymore

[J Smith @artificialdope]

Somehow this terrible tweet and study is Al Gore’s fault. I can’t articulate it right now but I’m sure it’s true.

[The Hill @thehill]

Scientists failed for decades to communicate the coming risks of rapid sea-level rise to policymakers and the public, a new study has found. https://t.co/WEbWQKZN5Q

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@hankgreen Awesome Healthcare Club?

[J Smith @artificialdope]

@elizaskinner Damnit Eliza, stop trying to convince me he’s not back on the Boo-ze when it’s this clear. He knows he can’t see the kids until he’s sober.