Captain Dakota

De facto leader of The Regulars

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@RandBallsStu @RandBall My mom might be at the game.

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@bksplinter @RandBallsStu *fire emoji

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@RandBallsStu I could really use the Banana Dance right now.

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@Bobgalligan @TheCMS1 I’m up for any genre. Hankering to write a Sci Fi western. But in reality, I can be talked into almost anything. We can let @RandBallsStu decide, but then Bright Eyes has to do the score. He’s a pain in the ass. #Omaha

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@SarahKSilverman @sehall80 RBG wouldn’t be scared. She’d fight. She never got scared. Neither will we.

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@TheCMS1 @MeredthSalenger Dammit you two. @RandBallsStu I’m bringing over my VHS of Silverado and we are getting cowboy drunk. Buzz me in.

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@Bobgalligan @TheCMS1 Will you write a screenplay with me?

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@sehall80 @RandBallsStu We could do ayahuasca
Baby if I wasn't holding all these drinks

#JoshT

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@Bobgalligan @TheCMS1 Fucking buck up you two! It wasn’t Over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor and it’s not over now.

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@TheCMS1 Have the roommate play some Cult Electric to get you back in the St. Paul groove. 2020 gets no more tears. #@RandBallsStu #thanksobama #LilDevil

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@RandBallsStu Keep me posted. #doubledutch

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@kari_wahlen Wish that makeup was purple and yellow face paint...#Skol

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@RandBallsStu @cinatyte Fine. I believe you. #ThanksObama

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@RandBallsStu @cinatyte Most likely you knew it, but forgot. Don’t patronize us.

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@RandBallsStu I wish I lived in that movie.

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@TheCMS1 Pretty great, right!!

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@CoachDrix I’d rather see Soundgarden on ESPN.

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I wish Raylan Givens would go after Kushner and just box his stupid ears off.

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@RandBallsStu @RandBall That is some old school Dennis Miller shit Stu.

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@MarthaYoung You should put together 5 minutes of bits for stand up. You’d kill. I’m serious.