Zach Chisholm

the unclassified hacking bassman for @Ifdakar

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

Come on, 3 bars and Wi-Fi yet no service? You can do better than that #CobraKaiSeason5

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

This Kleenex box was asking for it https://t.co/lbV6c3hrKy

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

#ParentTip: find my iPhone can also be used as an alarm clock for when you child sleeps in.

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

@film_girl I broke that habit when I decided to be a developer. I felt I needed to clear my code karma in order to make it a paying gig.

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

Not sure how people can still be anti-mask. They have greatly increased my experience in public bathrooms, with flatulence of all sorts, and every other bad smell I’ve come across.

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

I guess my bass lines are so dirty that my apple watch thinks I’m washing my hands when I play.

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

@douglasderda Glad I’m not the only one! Definitely either that or the gas masks for The Empty Child.

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

Anyone else getting a cyberman vibe from this halftime show?

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

When you ask your kids, “What should we do tonight?”

And they respond with, “The same thing we do every night, try and take over the world!”

You know you have done your job as a parent 😎

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

We need a Nelson saying, “Ha Ha” emoji

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

Can we stop calling each other snowflakes now?

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

you know things at work are getting interesting when your design uses @awscloud, @Firebase, @Azure, and an On-Prem System. #oneCloudDontCutIT

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

How a rock climber weighs a toddler. https://t.co/VnuzSj3JYb

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Joe Biden: Acceptable under the circumstances.

A DNC biopic narrated by Steve Buscemi

[Ron Perlman @perlmutations]

If you’re pissed off about wearing a mask, wait till you hear about seatbelts!

[Mayor Muriel Bowser @MayorBowser]

The section of 16th street in front of the White House is now officially “Black Lives Matter Plaza”.

[Muriel Bowser @MurielBowser]

#BlackLivesMatter

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

Feeling better about my commute today! #zeroemissions https://t.co/km6Xb28QWi

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

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[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

LolQ

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

Monsanto Papers viab@USRightToKnow https://t.co/cTkjmifkrh bc.?;

[Zach Chisholm @artifishall]

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