Tony

Savor in the moment. Once its gone you cant get it back.

[Tony @artomaro49]

@elonmuskTN Mona Lisa

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most Americans are still unaware that the census counts ALL people, including illegal immigrants, for deciding how many House seats each state gets!

This results in Dem states getting roughly 20 more House seats, which is another strong incentive for them not to deport illegals.

[Tony @artomaro49]

@chucknorris412 @bennykramer415 https://t.co/iKLa8yokgL

[ChiveGaming @ChiveGaming]

When your pilot goes rogue

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bottle 1 Man 0

https://t.co/QSzYObReaA

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

As a society, let's leave the term "bae" in 2014.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Bacon: low-carb AND gluten-free

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Duck Hunt Level: Adulting.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Dear Life...

[Tony @artomaro49]

Nailed it

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

At the end of the day, life should ask us, "Do you want to save the changes?"

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Every single time.

[Tony @artomaro49]

Headin for warmer weather! http://t.co/E3jLVC8eYt

[theCHIVE @theCHIVE]

Story of my life.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

In alcohol's defense...

[Tony @artomaro49]

Max got some doggy drugs today...he's been out for hours. http://t.co/YJVLOqJ47s

[Tony @artomaro49]

My first crush...the Pink PowerRanger #90's

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Oh. Deer. God.