Brian Wolfe P.I.

I lost weight with Nutrisystem and you can too

[Brian Wolfe P.I. @artonio98]

@Joe22Martucci Word

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

oh shit the guy who got cut trying out for varsity his senior year has something to say about the most decorated gymnast of all time. everyone gather around to listen

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Shoot me into space please https://t.co/5PqRJs9UsN

[Brian Wolfe P.I. @artonio98]

@CobraCapper1 You fucking suck

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

We'll never be as funny as the time you liked a porn tweet on 9/11

[James @CaucasianJames]

is there coupons for therapy

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

I hate when boomers say “I paid off my tuition by working through college” and their tuition cost like 3 nickels and an oath against communism

[James @CaucasianJames]

college students, if i became a motivational speaker would u guys recommended me to ur school board as a bit so i can get paid to yell at u for an hour

[Axios @axios]

.@jonathanvswan: “Oh, you’re doing death as a proportion of cases. I’m talking about death as a proportion of population. That’s where the U.S. is really bad. Much worse than South Korea, Germany, etc.”

@realdonaldtrump: “You can’t do that.”

Swan: “Why can’t I do that?”

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Remember the last time Joe Kelly got suspended and then he showed up to Fenway and went to the game as a fan in the bleachers? Just an absolute gem of a human being.

[blanco @beerdefeater]

White people be like “he’s a rescue❤️😇”

[Austin Hogwald @abuckwold13]

Fifth grade ex got engaged today. Tough day. Who’s tryna booze later

[Archived: Mayor Lori E. Lightfoot @mayorlightfoot]

Hey, Karen. Watch your mouth.

[Brian Wolfe P.I. @artonio98]

@FixDevin Awho?

[Brian Wolfe P.I. @artonio98]

Morning cup of Covid prevention

[Brian Wolfe P.I. @artonio98]

@susgawd @Joe22Martucci