daria!! 🌈

Aspiring Artiste ❤️ Dazzling Designer 🧡 Splendid Sculptor 💛 A True Master of ALL Mediums 💚 Please contact my assistant for any and all inquiries! 💙

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

[Once again, cackling echoes through the forest. Daria is at it again. This time, she’s hard at work on a sculpture. Rising to the height of her studio, a skeleton molded out of plastic rests in her front yard.

It’s just standing there. Menacingly.]

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

Another season has come and gone… Goodbye summer sunshine ☀️🌊 and HELLO AUTUMN BREEZE 🍁🌬️🍂!!

The scent of pumpkin! The taste of pumpkin seeds! The sight of pumpkin innards ALL OVER my STUDIO FLOOR 🧡🧡🧡 It’s inspiring! It’s moving! It’s so! So artistically autumnal! 🎃

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

[Passersby beware— Privera Forest is chock-full of pumpkins hand-painted and carved by none other than Daria herself.

Jack-o’-lanterns of all shapes and sizes decorate the area surrounding her workshop. Some depict monsters, others are more… abstract in concept.]

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@KielwKindness @emerypetals Flavors? Flavors….

Hoho…. HOHOHOHO!!!

YES! YES!! OF COURSE! It would criminal NOT to explore every angle! Flavors! Scents! Even the mouth-feel has to be abso-tively PERFECT!

This endeavor requires every single ounce of my attention! Failure isn’t even a POSSIBILITY!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

AGENDA FOR THE WEEK 🌈

- Revisit edible paint pellets 🍽🎨
- Begin work on the ✨SSSSSMFRP✨ 🏡🖌
- Clean the studio 🤢

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@KielwKindness HOHO! Do my eyes deceive me? Is this yet another person who can appreciate pure innovation?!

Fear not, my little acolyte! From this moment on, I’ll pour 113% into ensuring the FINEST QUALITY!!!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@KielwKindness Then you or your recipient would simply be able to EAT IT to ensure COMPLETE DISPOSAL!

It’s foolproof! It’s ingenious!! It’s ORGANIC!!! 💚🤍💚

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

FEAR NOT
I HAVE RETURNED FROM MY EXCURSION SEVERAL HOURS BEHIND SCHEDULE BUT MY MISSION IS ACCOMPLISHED!!!! 🥳🎊🎊🎉🎊🎉🎊

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection Yes!! Progress is what drives us! It’s what we THRIVE on! Traditions were meant to be BROKEN and REFORMED!!

It’s strange. Never before have I ever found someone who truly understood! It’s always been “Daria, no!” but for the first time… it’s a “Daria, yes!” and it’s AMAZING!!!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

HOHO! I thought it was too quiet outside of my neck of the woods!! This should be interesting!!

Mayhaps a collab could be in the making?! A REAL one this time! Art and science colliding, together as ONE BEAUTIFUL MASTERPIECE!! 🎨💉✨✨✨

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

TODAY! Is a day most imperative for my work.

Not only do we enter 💥PHASE 3 OF TESTING💥 but I must brave the wilds in search of materials! 🧺🌲

If I don’t return in the 37 HOURS 🕐….
PASS THIS ALONG TO MEGGY: ��🦝🗿➡️🏡 🙏🏻🤫

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection Oho… OHO! OHOHOHO! I see! I SEE!!
My paints can be the finest prescription! 🎨
Ceramics, the PERFECT CURE! ⚱️
Sculptors, the ULTIMATE SERUM!! 🗿

MARIAN. You have opened MY EYES 👁 AND EXPANDED MY HORIZONS!!🌎

Such knowledge, it’s… it’s INSPIRING!! I MUST ACT! I MUST CREATE!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection If said medicine can come in pellet form, then YES! You just load, point, shoot, and BLAMMO!! I’d be happy to give you a 💥 LIVE SHOWING! 💥 Once it’s complete, it’ll turn the industry on its head!!! Say TA-TA to tedium!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection It’s a MARVELOUS name! A truly magnificent, majestic, mystifying name! As expected of a brilliant scientific mind!!

PHASE THREE testing of my DariArt™️ 🌈RAINBOW REVOLVER🌈 (patent pending) is currently under way, and paired with your RAINBOW BOOSTER, it’ll be AMAZING!!!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection Noooot particularly. I’ve been testing out a tool that’ll make painting large surfaces a BREEZE! Of course, the testing phases have had some…. Explosive results. NEVERTHELESS, it WILL be a success!! And then… and then it can be repurposed to spread rainbows EN MASSE! 🌈

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection Poisonous? Absolutely not! All my paints are made from organic, safe material by yours truly! Now edible?
TECHNICALLY YES! Several incidents have led to this discovery!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@syrinjection Marian.

I
Like
The
Way
YOU
THINK!!

ASTOUNDING! AMAZING! What a fantastically innovative idea!!

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

[If you listen closely, you can hear gleeful cackling from within the forest.]

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

The stage is set!
The canvas is bare!!
And time is once again fleeting!!

TODAY, I will officially begin STAGE TWO of testing the tool that will revolutionize the art world! TODAY continues the testing stages of the DariArt™️ 🌈RAINBOW REVOLVER🌈 (patent pending)

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

@honeyhairedrusk Oh, Rusk. Sweet little Rusk. Who could blame you? My YOUTHFUL and LIVELY personage is simply DAZZLING, I know! ✨

Your age? I thiiiink that’s a little bit before my time! Still!! Granny was a looker back in the day! Maybe that’s why Mr. Wells…

[daria!! 🌈 @ARTSPLOSlON]

THE FIRST TESTING PHASE…was questionable at best.

BUT!! Having paint explode right in my face gave me an excellent future project to work on!! One that will revolutionize both art AND the culinary arts!

Picture it: EDIBLE PAINT.