marian 🧪💉

you feeling hurt? ill? kind of sick? even a little off kilter at all whatsoever? i’ve got shots for that! || i: @loftyanchor on tumblr || @tweetrigbarth

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@spectertheatre with a physical ailment beyond that, like a headache or a strained ligament? or is the clicking coming FROM the ligaments???

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@spectertheatre test][is she testing range or mobility? maybe. but she’s also listening super hard]
do you notice the intensity increasing or declining with any changes in the weather? it sounds like maybe the cold makes it worse, but what about rain? dry spells? what about when you’re dealing

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@floweringbard it. whadda ya say?
[at some point she has pulled a vial of vibrantly purple liquid out from somewhere and is dangling is between her fingers in between their faces][when did she get up so close and personal][sorry meg]

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

due to an increase in susceptibility to illness with the onset of fall, i have decided to expand my in-office hours. this clinic is now open 24 hours a day!

i also do house calls! be sure to let me know the second you feel even slightly off!

i can fix it.

₍₍ ᕕ(´◓ω◓)ᕗ⁾⁾

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@floweringbard [she looks unreasonably happy about her patient having a sore throat]
oh, that’s perfect, actually!!! i’ve got a new medicine i’ve been meaning to try for something like that — it’s completely harmless, and your throat should be fine and your voice smooth as butter after you take

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@MistressTurnip of course! any time is a good time to come get a vaccination, i’ll get you fixed right up, whatever-your-name-is! you seem to know my name already… it seems my reputation is growing! fantastic!

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

it’s flu shot season, people! get your flu (and other) shots here! free of charge — tell your friends! 💉

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@floweringbard for a new patient? absolutely!!! i have aaaaallll the time in the world — now, what’s the problem? headache, toothache, heartache? anything can be fixed by the right medicine, and all my medicines are top tier!

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@ARTSPLOSlON wow!!! we have so much in common — i hear that all the time, too! it’s always “marian, don’t do that!” or “marian, that’s dangerous!” they have no vision!!!
is it so wrong to want to figure out the best medicines ever? failures are just a way to narrow down the road to success!!!

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@spectertheatre certain happenings or during certain weather?

[where did that clipboard come from; she’s taking notes now despite not getting a response yet]

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@spectertheatre noisy, you say? interesting! you said this was a second opinion, but don’t tell me the first one because i don’t want their biases making any diagnosis for me — can you tell me what sort of noise it is? do you know when it started or what the catalyst was? is it worse after

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@honeyhairedrusk well, duh! how am i supposed to be a great doctor if i can’t even make my own medicine? or muffins?

and yeah, grandma is really good in the kitchen even if she tells me to stop swiping her ingredients for my experiments. wait, are you saying you DON’T want me to make you sweets?

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

[the sounds of frantic stirring and muttering can be heard from her room][she is absolutely mixing things unsupervised that should not be mixed in one go][but it’s fine][she’ll go to sleep once it’s done][everything is fine]

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@ARTSPLOSlON brilliant! we could always use innovative new minds in the medicine field!
grandma is always going on about tradition and stuff, but progress is progress, and i like to get ahead of the curve.
i can tell you’re just the same! it’s nice to find someone likeminded.
[terrifying.]

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

office hours for the day are open!
[like they ever really close]
anyone feeling poorly? have a little cough? find yourself sneezing? splinter in your finger? can’t even drag your sorry carcass out of bed?
i’ve got something for that!
i also make house calls. :)

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@ARTSPLOSlON daria, i have to tell you a secret.
[she leans in a little, but her voice doesn’t lower in the slightest]
anything can be medicine if you believe it can be.
pellets? no problem!
injection? no objections!
two-by-four to the face? totally fine!
it’s all about the INTENT.

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

@heyyoungman_ [she’s writing down observations on the immediate effects, tongue poking out between her teeth as she focuses]
mmhmm… yup, you too… huh, maybe a little less dried worm salt next time… h—oh! yep! come visit again sometime!
[she waves somewhat absently as he quickly leaves]

[marian 🧪💉 @syrinjection]

[she’s contemplative today. a dangerous notion has been registered]
i’ve been working really hard testing my medicines to make sure they’re perfect… but i’ve tested them on almost everyone in sharance by now!
[she pauses but not for long]
… i need a bigger sample size!