Erik

Erik~ but you can call me anytime~
he/him
dni interact if you are a turnip, ghost, or turnip ghost

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@royalparfrey [Frey what have you done] WAAAAAAAH ｡⁠:ﾟ⁠(⁠;⁠´⁠∩⁠`⁠;⁠)ﾟ⁠:⁠｡ I d-didnt even get to [big snotty sniffle] tell her that she w-was my best friend 😭😭😭😭 who's going to keep me on the straight [badum-tss] and narrow now??

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

Has anyone seen Anette anywhere...? She won't answer my texts and the last I heard from her, her demise by being eaten by orcs was imminent.
Please. She's small, blonde, answers to Anette most of the time.

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

Hoho~ had this lovely interaction on one of my dating apps today~ what can I say, I'm a knight in shining armour.

[From https://t.co/22niVNm5gb]]

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@lovely_ludmila @archpandora @FenithPriestess @TrueStrikeSmith >For you, and lovely ladies and men, anything~ how many do you do you desire? I'd be more than happy to send some your way~

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@lovely_ludmila @archpandora @FenithPriestess @TrueStrikeSmith Erik is delighted when his phone rings (the Kim Possible ringtone of course), and he opens it to see who it was.
[Text]
>Ohoho~ hello my lucious Ludmila~
>[Attached picture of a small plot of beautiful if rather large flowers]

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

Ohoho~ according to this buzzfeed quiz, my future partner will always give me the last bite of food. What I lucky man I am sure to be 😻

I got: **Green Flag:** Always gives you the last bite of food
https://t.co/BTQlQLKx8j

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_
[Text]
>Hey young lady!
>Are... Are you safe?
>I have no heard from you for a while, and after our last interaction I'm... Worried
>If you got eaten by orcs Rosetta is going to be so mad that I didn't help more!

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ Do orcs eat meat? My expertise is not in monsters and their eating habits, but you may want to avoid those as well. Do not panic! I am tracking down Raguna as we speak!

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ It's simple; just do not let yourself get cold, since there is no possible way for you to be able to know your internal temperature!

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ Anette do no panic, but google says that if your internal temperature gets below 28 celcius, you will die of hypothermia!!!

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ Cold...? Anette where in the world are you?? Don't talk to strangers!! I'm going to go find Raguna!

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ Anette, my girl, where are you lost now? You didn't mention where you were headed when we spoke last~

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@syrinjection [seems to be a quite damp. Enough so that holding his phone is quite hard, and his boots seem to squish a little bit with each step. On plus side, he doesn't feel tired anymore.] Uh... I must be off. Till next time!!

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@syrinjection [the giant needle is enough to give Erik pause- albeit for about 3 seconds] That wasn't so bad Marian~ I would much like to play doctor with you another time~ [he goes to wave and finds that his underarms feel a little wet. And the rest of his shirt. In fact, *all* of him 1/2]

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@syrinjection Hmm... Well it has been awful hot as of late, so I've been rather weak and dizzy after working in the fields all day, but nothing a little special treatment couldn't fix I'm sure~

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ I would never! He started it!!! Clearly vague tweeting about me.

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

Alright beautiful people of my twitter, Erik is once more single and ready to mingle~ prepare your hearts~

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@syrinjection Ah, wanting my signature are you? Of course~ I have to say I'm surprised my infamy spreads even to Sharance~

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@deliverydash_ Anette, you wound me!! Like I would do anything to get into trouble~

[Erik @heyyoungman_]

@OwnerOfMateria @MistressTurnip And Rosetta! It's been a while since we spoke, how fares the shop~~~