Alan the home monkey

53 year-old stay at home Dad. Doing my best in a world that looks down on Dad's who stay at home. I also make stuff. I'm crafty.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

Um @Distortedview I live in Missouri.
I'm a Patron AND A Freak AND I buy from the store.
Are you going to go on and on any more about Missouri cities?
Hmmmmmm?

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

https://t.co/JB41XlmrTZ via @Etsy

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

I might as well give this a try. Sales are slow this year. #smallbusinesssaturday2024
I have 2 hobby businesses.
I sell ornaments and things made from Lego bricks and other bricks:
https://t.co/KBsmVYENr2
And I also make wooden pens for the "fancy" hobby:
https://t.co/pgvBskQ7sN

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@DaveBondyTV Thanks Dave.
I have 2 hobby businesses.
I sell ornaments and things made from Lego bricks and other bricks:
https://t.co/KBsmVYENr2
And I also make wooden pens for the "fancy" hobby:
https://t.co/pgvBskQ7sN

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

We got our order from @cousints
We made a batch for breakfast. They're really good. The syrup too. The coffee is nice and dark and bold. He even signed a box. That was fun.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@DaveBondyTV I will do something egotistical and post ME:
https://t.co/KBsmVYENr2
I'm just a stay-at-home dad with a goofy hobby.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

I just got some more wands. Yes, WANDS. Stop judging me. Don't make that face.
I have only paid full price for 1 wand, AT Universal Studios. I have bought all the rest from Shopgoodwill. I now have 94. 81 regular, and 13 interactive. Official Harry Potter wands. I'm a geek, yes.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@HomeDepot I'm disappointed. I bought the huge skeleton dog today. 2 of the welded nuts broke off. There are gaps everywhere. The ribs are flimsy. The neck isn't reinforced. You blew it with this one. It's very cheap. Not worth $200. ☹️

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@TRHLofficial Can I drop my own? I have 2.
https://t.co/KBsmVYFlgA
and
https://t.co/pgvBskQFil

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

Halloween is put away. We set up the traps and spells to keep Mariah Carey away for at least 3 more weeks.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@POTUS You're creating a RELIGION out of this. Sicko. That's treasonous.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

Going to bed and turning off your alarms is awesome.
#easilyamused

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

Today I celebrate 19782 days as a MAN. Not a Woman. Not a "Cis". Just a regular, NORMAL Male. So... there's that.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

Hey @Distortedview I have NEVER used the term "Beauty Sleep". I am straighter than a line... that is... really straight... Yeah. That straight.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

What the actual eff @themandalorian? Jack Black in the episode was bad enough, but lizzo? Serious garbage. Doc Brown was okay. Why 3 highly recognizable people in one episode? It made it so much WORSE. #MANDALORIAN #starwars

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

Just watched 2001: A Space Odyssey with my son for his college film class. It LOOKS gorgeous. It has amazing cinematography. The 1st 2 hours is slow and plods along. The last 20 minutes is hot acid trippy garbage. Oh look, a space baby.
#didntagewell

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@GramG46133627 The last 6 school shooters were TRANS. How will you defend that? Hmmm?

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@SpeakerMcCarthy @RepGosar @RepBradWenstrup @RepMMM @RepMTG @RepCloudTX @RepDaveJoyce @RepTiffany @RepDLesko @RepDonaldsPress @RepBarryMoore Will this END the Emergency Use Authorization so the C19 jabs will STOP?

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

They’re indicting Trump to make you forget about them 👇

NEVER FORGET.

[Alan the home monkey @ArtsySAHD]

@IngrahamAngle I stated an OPINION on my other twitter account and got a 7 day ban. I didn't threaten anyone. Or call names. I stated an OPINION. There is no free speech on Twitter.