Emilia Adamkiewicz

Oh, Hyyyyyello!

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Every Punk song ever:
"ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR!!"

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@iAmWill_Johnson Me.. and this song on repeat! 😂😂

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@ljmmack Don't worry, my parents will get you plastered sooner than later. Bring extra alka seltzer for the rest of us.

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Mom: Want to do a shot?
Me: Nahh, I had too much alcohol today.
Mom to Dad: Come here and do a shot with me, the kids don't want to drink with us anymore.
Me: Fine, I'll have one shot with you guys.
(3 minutes later Dad brings half a glass of home made Spirytus) #PolishParents

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@B_oySix Aaliyah 😭
Whyyyyyyy??

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In 7th grade Science class, I told everyone I lived in a condom instead of a condo.... Yeahhh #googtimes

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There's a guy who's been driving around my block playing 80's hair metal on blast pretty much on a daily basis. At 3:50AM, he played "Sweet Child O' Mine" #turnitupto11, thanks. #QuarantineDiaries #HiSlash

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Not to get weird or anything but Oat milk is my favorite #QuarantineDiaries

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#QuarantineActivities

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Friend: Hey, what are you doing tonight??
Me:

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@scarecrowbar Whaaaaaaat??

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Me living in suburbs:
Birds are chirping,
spring is FINALLY here!
VS.
Me living in NYC 10+yrs:
Wow..City sweepers are finally out, spring is FINALLY here!

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@scarecrowbar Plush a bruise on my leiiiiiiig. Two thumps up.

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Falling UP the stairs in front of good looking people: Highly recommend. Five stars.

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Me at 3am:
"Maybe I should throw a black metal tea party"

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Gets in car, gets comfortable..
Me: Oh my God, you are NOT my Uber!
Lady: No, you go now!
Frantically gets out of car..

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Shout out to the old lady at #MidnightMass who wore black sunglasses and head to toe sequins.. Where's the runway cuz, #Churchfashion

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Thought of the day: Scrunchies make my wrists hot

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Me: The Prince of Darkness is celebrating a Birthday today!!

Friend: [long pause] Satan has a Birthday?

Me: hahaha No, @OzzyOsbourne 🖤 hahahah

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Dad: Is it Harry Potter or GARY Potter
5yr old: Dadddd, (sigh) I already told you it's HARRY Potter.