Rob Webber

NYC actor/comedian/writer from the Upright CItizens Brigade, Magnet and Peoples Improv Theaters. Soccer fan.

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I can't wait until we're putting our pets into our driverless cars and letting them cruise around town.

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Circular?

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Justice Department announces it's readopting the firing squad as a means of execution

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@atrupar He may as well be talking about my Fantasy Football teams.

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Thanks for helping with this bink! @SaberSim

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You know they're opening with American Idiot.

[Deadline @DEADLINE]

Green Day To Headline Super Bowl LX Opening Ceremony https://t.co/TWlvNlJmaw

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Everyone mourns in their own way.

[*not virgo @murakamirug]

normal wives: "i miss my husband"

Erika Kirk at Rolling Loud Orlando 2026:

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@ProjectLincoln Snooze Your Own Adventure

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Pierre Pardón

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

Burlington Scrote Factory

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In Trump's defense, he was releasing a wet shart at the time.

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

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Currently in Midtown NYC. Will the communism start tomorrow or will they wait until January?

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Why can’t the far right and the extreme far right get along?

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Many of you should use spell check before posting your Charlie Kirk hot takes.

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@StateDept @SecRubio What country supplies them with these weapons?

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Start with fixing Newark's airport, then we'll talk.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Duffy: We’re going to bring fission to the moon’s surface to power our base

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@HuffPost Split the 2028 ticket with Burgermeister Meisterburger.

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...so we fired everybody.

[Fast Company @FastCompany]

“We’re in a race with China to out-innovate, and the stakes couldn’t be higher,” said Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy. https://t.co/GCLqL5T8PY

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How many DOGE employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A million! Wait.. no—I mean 7.

*deletes tweet*

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@NYCMayor Is the housing in Istanbul? What's your cut?

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@politico DOGE is cool?

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TY @SaberSim for the near-bink last night. https://t.co/OZ2a8Ik1dC

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SPOILER: These huts are 6 inches wide.

[Temu @shoptemu]

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