Arul

Your future favorite grandma

[Arul @arulmolii]

In the same year in Malaysia, an ex-PM became a prisoner, and an ex-prisoner became a PM.

[Arul @arulmolii]

You mean *ejaculate 1 Billion Baht?

[Arul @arulmolii]

Someone get him a stool asap pls!

[Arul @arulmolii]

Says the most disappointing PM ever

[Rizal van Geyzel 🇲🇾 🇵🇸🎤 @rizalvangeyzel]

Breaking news! My gag order just got ammended!

Salam to all!

First off, thank you for all the love & support during the calamity.. get ready for more fun (and safe) Comedy posting/material.

#Alhamdulillah #rvgcomedy #rizalvangeyzel #standupcomedymalaysia #standup4my

[Arul @arulmolii]

That ex who can never move on

[Arul @arulmolii]

Congratulations to Tun M, Malaysia’s oldest and wealthiest comedian

[Arul @arulmolii]

Amber Heard is probably looking to sue Elon Musk now to pay Depp

[.zul @zfatlee]

Mom and I would always compete at the petrol station. Who's faster - me pumping petrol or her withdrawing cash?

[Arul @arulmolii]

I’m frustrated about getting fat, basically … I’m ‘fatstrated’?

[Arul @arulmolii]

He meant, moving *fart

[Arul @arulmolii]

Malaysian Indians don’t do silent protests coz we’re voiceless anyway :’)

[Arul @arulmolii]

Just learnt that, the idea of ‘perfect’ is actually kinda boring

[Arul @arulmolii]

When you can’t afford NFTs

[Arul @arulmolii]

3 fishes in a pond struggling for food. Solution : Make that 5 fishes?

[.zul @zfatlee]

The Hakim calling Najib a “national embarrassment” is the Asian parents energy I need in the morning

[Arul @arulmolii]

Before today, National embarrassment were just all the kipas in my house

[MURTY @itsmurtynow]

Imagine his campaign speech.

"I'm Ahmad Noor Azhar and I believe in freedom of using swimming pools. If anybody tries to stop you, break their head with a table and then say that they fell down to the management. It's that simple."

[MURTY @itsmurtynow]

On a technicality. Your forgot "on a technicality". What shameful behaviour it is, to cause a ruckus just because he was late for something. He still beat you fair and square.

Maksym Koval, you didn't win gold. You won shame.