Anxious Alliterating Arvind

Silly, Sad, Shy, Sensitive, Seriously Stupid

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

My plan is to continue yearning loudly until my telomeres are too short to properly aid in cellular division and I wither away into an uncaring universe

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

Good bye. I'm safe.

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

Fuck, I think I have to call a mental health crisis hotline. I wish I didn't.

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

Social isolation is good actually

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

I told you I'm uglier than you thought

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@djmansib If you knew what's good for you, you wouldn't trust anyone ever

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@djmansib No I'm pretty sure that's Singapore

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@ShitpostGate Just use the golden ratio lol

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

Every single fucking time

[😡fermion, PhD @angryfermion]

them: what do you do for a living?

me: i study math

them: i always hated math

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

I'm just a hug addict searching for a hug dealer

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

I don't block people, I just archive 'em.

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

What's the life expectancy, again?

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@djmansib You can do both, I did.

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@djmansib You did not see my eyes. I was in the stadium.

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

Your boy is hemorrhaging so much social capital today

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

RED ALERT I HAVE RUN OUT OF COFFEE

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@djmansib Dibs next

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@cowardforkatsu I'll make you eggs benedict at 3am

[Anxious Alliterating Arvind @arvind_haefele]

@tolaughortolove So much