Arvind Siren

Shaana Bashaana 🇮🇳➕🇵🇰

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Main non religious hu brother.

Main holy Korean padh ke Seoul searching karta hu.

Iska ghalat matlab hargiz na nikala jaaye.

Ummm…

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Blasphemy nahin hai brother,
Ghalat phemy hai.

Ummmm…

Ummmwaan..

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

After having this breakup with her, i felt

“So-numb”

#SonumbBewafaaHai

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Jab woh mohtarma mere saath dinner ke liye inkaar karne lagi, toh maine kaha -

“Thats what Xi said”

Ummm..

Lateefa tha brother.

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Maine toh Chicken 65 order kiya tha bhai. Ab yeh nayi dish kisne serve ki hai mujhe ?

“Pork 295”

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

@slakhina Not at all. Dono mein hai Brother. Mujhe Le-ne aur La-ne dono main mazaa aata hai.

Padh ke aaya karo yaar tum Sandeep.

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Ab yeh Spanish mein gaali kaun de raha hai bey ?

Keh raha hai “La Whore”

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Main sandwich ho chuka hu brother

Kesariyon aur Qaisariyon ke beech

Umm…

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

My favorite drink is -

“Jin-ah and Tonic”

Umm

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Raja sahab ki kutai ke ilzaam mein mujhe na jail bhej dena brother.

Main nakli waala hu.

[Angel Sky @AngelfromSky3]

نیدر لینڈ اور Geert Wilders راجہ صاحب کی ریڈ لائن ہیں

راجہ صاحب کو دونوں سے پیار ہے اور بے حساب ہے 👌😁

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Baat aisi hai ki Jinnah sahab donation dena chah rahe the.

Woh toh kambakht Angrez ne ghalat samajh ke “do”-nation ka English mein “Two”-nation kar diya.

Padh ke aaya karo yaar tum.

Hmm..

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Ab yeh manhoos tarana kis namuraad ne banaya hai?

“V Will V Will Rock You”

Hmm

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

My favorite movie is

“V for Vendetta”

What is yours ?

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

If you take out Burger from Burger King,

King will be left.

Hmm…

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Ek Sahiba mere paas aayi aur behes karne lagi - toh maine unhein samjha ke kaha

“Isko Iss Tarah se Lo”

Hmm..

#AchchiBaat

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Brother, maine jab Mirza Ghalib ka interview kiya, toh unhone bada achcha sher sunaya -

“Ghalib Mazhab se Culture banta nahi.
Culture doodh mein milao, banega Dahi.”

Hmm..

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Mohtarma, Saahiba, ek baat keh raha hu

Teddy Bear naa rakha karein apne paas..

Kyunki

“Mazhab Nahin Sikhata,

Aapas mein Bear rakhna”

Hmm..

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Baat sunein brother,

Monkeys don’t fly, Donkeys don’t fly.

They are in the no-fly list.

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

Maalik-e-qayanat numerator ko denominator se bhaag lagaye.

Hmmm…

[Arvind Siren @arvindpak47]

I have no ACs, I have only fans

Hmm