Arya Underfoot

Trouble!

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White Hermes is sooo cringe. Might be ok if he did his own interpretation, but ytdude doing an Andre DeShields impression is super inappropriate #hadestown

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I thought you didn't care
That I was food impaired
But mommy, mommy
idk what I'm gon do
I'm cryin cuz I want food

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Never even ate before
wtf are fuckin' humans fo
Fill my food dish now mom, or
I don't wanna be yo dog no mo
Get me something from the pet food sto'
Lotsa snacks for Ceilidh and Turbo
Tryna be a good girl, don't you know
Sorry if my good's a little slow
(apologies to #lizzo)

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FTC!!!

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@arleysorg me

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I still liked Dinesh before he got ripped.

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When I first read Frank Herbert's novels as a teenager, the part I found most unbelievable was the notion of DEMAND for an endless supply of Duncan Idaho sex ghola.

But then, @jasonmomoa_th existed; now I wanna sign up with the Tleilaxu IMMEDIATELY.

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@jasonsudeikis Please give Keeley's old job to Trent Crimm. The only thing that could make #TedLasso even greater, is more of the amazing James Lance!

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i just took a dna test, turns out i'm 100% pap bitch, even when i'm yapping crazy
yeah i got toy problems, that's the puppy in me
ARF ARF, then i kill 'em, that's the spaniel in me

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The MCU should do a cameo when Hemsworth is too busy to shoot, so there's some animated koala in a video chat. "Sorry guys, Peter made me take a quiz to find my spirit animal and now I always appear as this majestic bear" only it's a koala.

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#Hadestown is a scathing indictment of late-stage capitalism; it is an exquisite showcase of music and dance, a bittersweet love story, and a tribute to those world-weary of us who still muster the strength to dream of, and fight for, a better world. Greatest musical of all time.

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Now #RoyKent can never say he has no fucks to give, because here's all the fucks he's ever given.

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When @Lin_Manuel made "In the Heights" did he just say "let's do Rent but replace the queers with straight Latinx folks, but let's definitely keep the token black character, we won't even change his name"? Shoulda cast @TayeDiggs for continuity IMO :)

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Every 8wks, I watch this fluffy angelic princess pup gradually transform into a hideous mudbeast. Hard to believe she's the same dog.

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scrawny model is touted as "the perfect body" - wtf? i swing 45# kb 1h and do 30# renegade rows and deadlift 2x my weight. bmi says i'm overweight and apparently so does trash tv. suck it, patriarchy.

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If the feds were serious about getting everyone vaxxed, they'd print out stickers.
I asked for a sticker when I got my second shot, and the National Guardsman gave me a baleful glance and replied, "what does this look like?, HEB?"

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@seananmcguire Raw pineapple and Cholula. My friends make fun of me for it, but it's honestly scrumptious.

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Hear me out:

An entire Disney+ show about Jimmy Woo just working weird cases in the MCU.

Like a fun X-Files.

Make it happen.

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@barkbox knocks one out of the park again! (featuring a brief cameo from the October box)