Arya Claus 

A secret, fun account for my friends and my sanity.

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Lions after Mufasa died: "RIP to THE KING 👑"

Zebras:

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Always thought that the circle of life ceremony in The Lion King was pure bullshit. Even as a kid. Like a zebra is gonna be like "Yay to the new lion who will grow up to sink his 8 inch canines in my jugular one day!" Them zebras was smoking that Mufasa pack they aint give a fuck

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Let me preface this by saying I'm not a feet guy at all but we need to talk about how the wikifeet UI is TRASH.

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Notes App: The book part 1

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Ok very funny which one of you degenerates put Mein Kampf in the Little Library

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Must be Christmas the way we taking No L's

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My boy asked me to bring demon time Twitter back.

I hope your kush is this good 🥰❤️

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Has Twitter implemented an electoral college option for the polls yet

[Blames @blames_]

Brian Flores fired while Joe Judge keeps his job

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I don't scroll until I'm "caught up" I scroll until I hate myself

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@DragonflyJonez Reporter: "What's the problem with the Celtics rn?"
Ime Udoka:

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Forgiving myself for the Documents folder being an absolute barren wasteland, it was a tough one

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We're going to be ok, Inshallah

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Merry Christmas Alhamdulillah

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the whole time i listen to "baby, it's cold outside" i just want to call that poor girl an uber and pepper spray dean martin

(this tweet gonna get me mad bitches, just watch)

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Bruh dean martin was on some wild shit like I'm against the prison industrial complex but if you tell somebody their lips look delicious you should go to jail imo

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The Santa Clause 2 is a 90 Day Fiancé Christmas Special

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5 Leetcode Hards a day for 3 summers

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My response to every documentary is "I simply wouldn't have believed them"

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Must be Christmas the way we taking No L's

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you think Nancy Reagan would've done a masterclass on sloppy toppy?

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laughing my ass off at how masterclass is basically now just like "how to be a war criminal"