aryan

A noob, at being a noob.

[aryan @aryan14_]

Open twitter, talk to myself, leave!

[aryan @aryan14_]

love those beer and karaoke days man ah

[aryan @aryan14_]

paridhi adani is legit tracy’s (himym) doppelganger i can’t unsee it

[aryan @aryan14_]

kunal shah is an artist indeed, a sexy con artist

[aryan @aryan14_]

how tf is the iPhone photo library always symmetrically aligned even when the number of photos is not a 3 multiple

[saila @sailaunderscore]

The US bombing Iran reminds me of how we bombed and Iran away from you, hope we can get back to US.

[aryan @aryan14_]

the azul / dopamine girl from guru randhawa’s music videos looks like an avatar tf

[aryan @aryan14_]

short distance low commitment online textuationship

[aryan @aryan14_]

the pre-annoyance sometimes just gets me. it’s like i know this buffoon is going to piss me off

[aryan @aryan14_]

just single by choice. my ex’s choice.

[aryan @aryan14_]

the best revenge is success; OR
the best success is revenge

[aryan @aryan14_]

irony was the juvenile offences paper on children’s day

[aryan @aryan14_]

similar content consumption should be a criteria for compatibility

[aryan @aryan14_]

going to call in work lovesick sometime soon

[aryan @aryan14_]

lunges and lateral raises - excruciatingly bad shit!

[aryan @aryan14_]

there should be a feature of ba****ds of Bollywood on the ‘siblings or dating’ page on Instagram

[aryan @aryan14_]

the climax of bads of Bollywood has got to be the most disgustingly funny shit ever😂

[aryan @aryan14_]

where tf has seema taparia vanished? Is she still fixing people up?🧐

[aryan @aryan14_]

come to think of it isn’t the stock market nothing but a glorified ponzi scheme

[aryan @aryan14_]

the law firm hiring is a bubble!

[aryan @aryan14_]

‘sunset this connection’
cue *slow caps*

[alli @sonofalli]

my friend went on one date with a VC and he literally texted her a pass note