Aryaniti™

A law student. Politics enthusiast/analyst. Blogger. Mythology obsessed. Foodie. Music lover. Pro choice.

[Aryaniti™ @aryan81192]

https://t.co/6ywNL3SV7D @TheKhanSaab @ffsGrude @gabajikathullu @priyankac19 @thetanmay @SrBachchan @KapilSibal @INCIndia @BJP4India #India

[Shoaib khan @TheKhanSaab]

Girl: tune yoga kahan sikha?
Boy:😜
Girl: ab ye kya
Boy: baba ramdev

😂😂😂😂

[Cricbuzz @cricbuzz]

On this day in 2007: Stuart Broad to Yuvraj Singh - Six sixes in an over: http://t.co/R1mbQgATe7

[Aryaniti™ @aryan81192]

On his extravagant PR :

Modi is Bling ~ Singh is Bling

@TheKhanSaab #ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi #ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi

[Aryaniti™ @aryan81192]

The Moditator ~ The Dictator

@TheKhanSaab
#ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi #ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi #ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi

[Aryaniti™ @aryan81192]

On how to improve the economy:
Jaane Modi ya jaane na
Wake up Modi
@TheKhanSaab
#ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi #ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi

[Aryaniti™ @aryan81192]

For Bhakts: ModiAgan ~ Premagan
@TheKhanSaab

#ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi
#ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi #ReplaceMovieNamesWithModi

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

I'm pretty sure Ganesha will be equally pleased if you decide NOT to blow up firecrackers at 1am. Give it a try....huh?

[Aryaniti™ @aryan81192]

Shameful!

https://t.co/qhY8Dld8BD

[God @GyanOfGod]

Bullying is a fun and easy thing to do, but that doesn't mean You have to be a bully.
Stop bullying and rather help someone in need.

[Nick Martucci @BlunderingIdiom]

Birth control?
BAN IT!
Abortion?
BAN IT!
Gay marriage?
BAN IT!
Guns?
Look, banning things never works. People will find ways to get them.

[Akash @vaderakash]

Nothing says 'Bhosdike, apne kaam se kaam rakh' like the song 'Dafli wale, dafli baja'

[Football Funnys @FootballFunnys]

Just sit back and enjoy this http://t.co/8TfjU5U3g6

[Taksha Gaba @gabajikathullu]

Coastal road from Nariman Point to Kandivali? Maybe the government needs to look into the lack of parking problem. #BanIt #Government

[⚔️ ☬ @ThatGuyJSR]

Log 750cr ka bungalow kharid rahe hai aur idhar wallet mein 750rs tak nahi ffs

[Pakchikpak Raja Babu @HaramiParindey]

Interviewer : What are your expectations?

Me : Job.

Interviewer : I mean what do you want from this job?

Me : Salary

[Gaspar Ribeiro Lança @gasparlanca]

Mirza's returns really are something. https://t.co/IlpAAqXlfM

[⚔️ ☬ @ThatGuyJSR]

Reliance 2g internet is absolute poverty.