In english we say :- “I am lost”.
But in Urdu we say:-
“Ajeeb mukaam par thehra hai kafila zindagi ka,
Sukoon dhoondne chale the neend hi gawa baithe”.
Life fucking loves you. Things work out for you. Doors open for you. Money comes to you. Love finds you. People remember you. Opportunities want you. You keep getting lucky in ways that make you laugh because of course it worked out for you again.
Of course it did. It always does. It always has.
work life balance is a joke
reached office at 9am (had to wake up at 6:30 for that) and reached home at 10:30pm
that's almost 16 hours gone 🤡
and then people wonder why i don't have time for anything
i'm so done with this
🎁 your next blessings
gemini, virgo, sagittarius, pisces (s, m, r,)
➜ you’re entering a season where things don’t just work out… they work out in a way that gives you a STORY to tell 😭
➜ bigger than requested. you asked for one door, the universe bought you the building.
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How to actually land a remote job in 30 days.
I've made 320+ hires.
Most candidates apply on job boards and wait.
Here's what actually moves the needle.
Step 1.
Pull companies hiring across these boards
- Wellfound
- Remote OK
- We Work Remotely
- FlexJobs
- Jobgether
- Remotive
- Working Nomads
- Jobspresso
- JustRemote
- Underdog
- Built In
- Remote co
- Skip The Drive
- Virtual Vocations
Step 2.
Verify the posting is genuine before you spend time on it. Check multiple signals.
Same role posted on the company's own careers page
Same role posted on LinkedIn
Same role also live on Wellfound
Company page on LinkedIn shows recent hiring activity, not just one stray post
Job description matches across platforms, not copy pasted from 6 months ago
More signals lining up, more real the role is.
Step 3.
Find the email of the CTO, engineering manager, or founder using Apollo.
Step 4.
Email 2 people directly. Keep it short, mention the specific role, attach your resume.
Step 5.
Follow up once after 4-5 days. Low key, just a bump, not a chase.
Step 6.
Do this for 10 companies a day, every day, for 30 days.
That's 300 companies you've reached out to directly. Not 300 applications sitting in some ATS queue.
I've seen people land offers doing exactly this while everyone else was still refreshing job boards and waiting for a response.
Happy to answer questions if you're stuck on any of this. Happy Job Hunting :)
I'm begging you:
• Start a faceless Instagram account
• Block every person you know
• Post every day for a year
• Make $10k a month
If you want to be financially free…
Follow this exact blueprint:
Suppose you have interviews scheduled for these 70LPA-1Cr+ CTC roles:
Google L5 /
Meta E5 /
Uber Staff /
Amazon L6 /
Salesforce SMTS /
Go through these 27 core system design concepts and problems.
How many can you reason through in a 1-hour round if the interviewer injects one of them into your design or asks as a follow-up? How much clarity do you have?
Beginner:
- The thundering herd problem
- Cache stampede
- N+1 query problem
- Hot partition / hot key
- Single point of failure
- Retry storm
- Backpressure
- Duplicate requests / idempotency gap
- Stale cache / read-after-write inconsistency
Intermediate:
- Distributed rate limiting
- Leader election
- Distributed locking and lease expiry
- Quorum reads vs quorum writes
- Fan-out on write vs fan-out on read
- Out-of-order event processing
- Dead letter queues and poison messages
- Zero-downtime schema migration
- Circuit breaker and cascading failure control
Advanced:
- Split a monolith safely
- Multi-region failover
- Active-active conflict resolution
- Change Data Capture vs dual writes
- Search index freshness vs ranking quality
- Rebalancing shards under skewed traffic
- Noisy neighbor problem in multi-tenant systems
- Watermarks / late-arriving events in stream processing
- Exactly-once processing vs practical deduplication
Most candidates prepare for:
- “Design Uber.”
- “Design Twitter.”
- “Design Dropbox.”
These generic prompts are good for beginners, but at senior levels, depth matters. Strong candidates prepare for the even minute problems that can cause disasters at scale.
Imagine Indian girls showing their ass, dressing half-naked, and trying to become baddies... then she walks in wearing a simple dress and mogs every girl trying to be a baddie.
I will say it again…. please please please go online and generate an Astrocartography chart, find your Sun, Venus and Jupiter lines, and travel there as soon as you can!
˗ˏˋ ♡ ˎˊ˗ gemini, virgo, sagittarius, pisces (s, m, r,)
— upcoming predictions! 💌
• getting something you thought was out of reach
• hearing “we chose you”
• a major glow-up that sneaks up on you
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