Aryanna Patnode

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

I am constantly texting thomas telling him what I’m craving like I’m still pregnant and he’s gonna go squeeze lemons for freshly squeezed lemonade for me at 11:30 pm 🤣

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

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[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

My girl is gonna be 1 this week brb 😭

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

An entire murder investigation is happening on my father in laws street and my true crime mind is like 😵‍💫

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

Oh no it’s happening… my brain is telling me I want another baby even tho I swore I’d never do it again 🫣

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

The fact that I have to be at work at 8:30 am and I won’t be able to cuddle my baby in the morning like I usually do is actually killing me 😢

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

I constantly forget that my instagram and fb are linked and accidentally post on both 🥴🥴

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

How does one lessen the mom guilt of sleep training… I haven’t started yet and I’m already sad for her 😓

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

Not Thomas leaving the kitchen to rip the tin foil in order to not wake up the baby 🤣

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

On today’s chronicles of the SAHM life I can’t find the cover to Linleys silicone feeder thing and it’s making me crazy 🥴

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

Me: wakes up to a soaking wet bed & immediately thinks it’s the dogs
Also me: forgets to pump before going to bed & wakes up with leaky boobies
🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

I wish people back home would figure out the difference between “angel” and “angle” it really take the emotion out of your post when you got angles looking out for you 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

PSA: if you get a weird text, friend request, phone call, or really any weird notification from me it was definitely Linley.. girl loves trying to make me new friends 🤣

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

I keep catching myself putting my hand on my stomach like I did the whole time I was pregnant but like… never again 🤣

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

I want a breakfast burrito from New Mexico in the worst way right now 😫

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

Lastnight I caught myself moving the blankets from around thomas’ face like he was the baby lmao 😅

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

Stop acting like parent of the year we all know your baby is still in the nicu recovering from being born addicted to methadone… 😭

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

If I can’t physically hear my baby breathing im waking her up lol

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

Sometimes all my girl wants is to be held and cuddled as close to me as possible and I just can’t believe sometimes that I’m her person 🥹💗

[Aryanna Patnode @aryyy17]

As soon as my baby starts waving her arms rapidly I know we’re in for it lol