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ig: aryyyrooo | the devil’s on his way

[ᵖˡᵃⁿᵗ ᵐᵃᵐᵃ 🪴 @aryyyrooo]

I had to teach Dylan the different members of Queer Eye, he kept calling Jonathan “Jesus”, I-

[shi @shiizx_]

"im proud of you" just hits different

[titsay 𓆏 @titsay]

🧡

[prance @bocxtop]

it’s cool how the govt told us raising the minimum wage would make a burger be $20 and now a burger is $20. but min wage is the same

[giocki @giocki]

me when i start talking

[Sunny 🪽 Money × AI @sunnymfmoney]

Pisces Claim:

"In 2022 I will make more in one month than I made in the year 2021"

[Sweet @elefaantzz]

the president of the usa is doing tik toks w the jonas brothers, the vice president is doing snl skits w charlemagne, it’s 70 degrees in the winter & covid just keeps getting worse & worse

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

"I'm Dr. Melva Green; a board certified psychiatrist specializing in anxiety disorders and hoarding behaviors."

[Kimi Chernoby, MD JD MA @KimiChernoby]

Omg someone just referred to 2022 as “Junior year of the pandemic” and that hurt

[BIG Bee 🧸 @Juniee_Bee]

Crocs should be $20… it’s foam.

[Robert Irwin @RobertIrwin]

Happy Halloween from a couple of variants 🐊
#Loki

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

i have the mental capacity of both a 4-year-old and a 400-year-old

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

my attitude has an attitude

[Animated Text @animatedtext]

fuck this shit I'm out

[erin ♡ @erinmhk]

*ADHD brain*: hmmmmm this song is very good I like it. It will be the only thing I listen to for the next 5 days. Any other song will sound boring. This is it. This is the best song ever. For right now.