The US economy basically works like this:
Get paid: $4,500.
Give $1,800 to a landlord. Give $450 to health insurance. Give $400 to a car payment. Give $300 to gas. Give $350 to groceries. Give $200 to student loans.
Spend the rest surviving until next payday.
Then get lectured by someone who bought their house for $52,000 in 1985 about how you need to stop buying avocado toast and cancel Netflix.
🤯🏴 BREAKING: England is taking precautions ahead of their World Cup match against Mexico.
Thomas Tuchel has decided to delay the team’s arrival to Mexico City over SPYING CONCERNS.
The English FA is also aware that the team hotel could be targeted by Mexican fans in an attempt to keep their players awake the night before.
To prevent this, they plan to keep their location a SECRET, with the concern that it will be eventually leaked on social media.
Players and staff are also set to be offered natural sleep remedies or white noise audio machines to ensure sleep is not impacted. 🏆
Via @BBCSport
That’s it, for the rest of the Cup I’m watching everything on Telemundo.
This destroys the Fox crew who successfully put me to sleep before this even happened tonight.
Back in 2014, Vice would’ve already sent 2 scrawny white dudes to Mexico with nothing but an iPhone 4s & a gallon of water to monitor the situation