LifeAsLeroy

I'm simply a writer's chihuahua. I spend my time on daddy's desk at work or sleeping in his lap. I sometimes say inappropriate things.

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

It's a BEAUTIFUL DAY TO LEAVE ME ALONE !!! #CHIHUAHUAS #CHIHUAHUA #DOGS #dog #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #joke #jokes #comedy #dogsoftwitter #

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

#birthday #happybirthday #chihuahuas #chihuahua #dogs #dog #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #jokes #comedy #laughs

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Today's MY BIRTHDAY!!! I'm four years old! Wish me Happy Birthday or I'll spread rumors about you online and piss on your rug! Hugs! #chihuahua #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #dogsoftwitter #doglife #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #woof #bark #dogtwitter #laughs

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

#dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #dogtwitter

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

#chihuahuas #chihuahua #dogs #dog #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #jokes #comedy #laughs #laugh #laughter #standup #standupcomedy #bakedkitty

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

  They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time  they don't work. #chihuahua #chihuahuas #comedy #laughs #laugh #jokes #joke #standup #standupcomedy
#doglaughs

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

A woman asks her husband if she can get a breast enlargement. Just rub toilet paper between them, he says. How is that gonna work, she asks. He says. Look what it's done for your ass. #comedy #joke #jokes #laughs #laugh #standup

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

What does it mean if a man remembers the color of a woman’s eyes after a first date?

She’s got small tits. #jokes #joke #comedy #laughs #laugh #laughter #comedian
#comedian2021 #funny #standup #standupcomedy

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and use some lubricant. #jokes #joke #comedy #laughs #laughter
#Comedian

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Give a man a plane ticket and he flies for the day, but push him out of the plane at 3,000 feet and he'll fly for the rest of his life #laugh #laughs #comedy #jokes #joke #funny #standupcomedy
#standup #comedian

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Sex is like a burrito, don't unwrap or that baby's in your lap. #chihuahua #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #jokes #comedy #laughs #laughter

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

At our market, in the bacon and egg section, you can smell breakfast cooking and hear the food sizzling. The produce section mimics thunderstorms as the mist heads water everything. You can hear the cows moo by the milk. We dont buy toilet paper there. #jokes #comedy #laughs

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Why did the snowman smile? He could see the snowblower coming. #chihuahua #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #jokes #comedy #dogsontwitter #laughs #laughter

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Mama got outta the shower and was hit with a massive pain to her chest. The pain extended to her arm and spine where she almost collapsed. I then pointed out to her she was stepping on her titty. #chihuahua #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #jokes #comedy

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Yeah Fatso...this is how I roll. Get out of bed and you lose your spot! Aaaahhhh....#chihuahuas #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #jokes #comedy

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ''Why are you going to sleep on the floor?'' The old woman says, "Because I want to feel something hard for a change." #jokes #comedy #laughs

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

@adore__jas Word

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

It's been a RUFF week #chihuahuas #chihuahua #dogs #dog #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #jokes #comedy #dogsoftwitter

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

Daddy got his denture glue mixed up with the Preparation H. His damn teeth wont stay in but boy, he sure can whistle! #chihuahua #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

@MacqueenAnnette Hi Cooper

[LifeAsLeroy @as_leroy]

If you've got BIG EARS.....show them babies off! Come on...let's see those ears out there! #chihuahua #chihuahuas #dog #dogs #doglovers #doglife #dogsoftwitter #smiles #doggy #dogfriendly #DogLover #dogsontwitter #stonedhound #dogsofinstagram #woof #bark #jokes #comedy