A. Salgado

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[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

Exactly.

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

wrapping presents is stupid 😑

[BiG NiCOLE 🖤 @niicole__nicole]

nobody talks about how DIFFICULT it is to save a friend who is in love with someone who does not deserve it

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@_PurpleThoughts Same. But I am loving Season 6 Chrishell. She got feisty.

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

Me.

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

imagine living 6 minutes from your job and still being late for work

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@_PurpleThoughts I went down the hole at 6am drinking my coffee.

[Allison O'Conor @allisonoconor]

My friends are all either gay people, or extremely hot girls who could be described as “intense”. Or both

[𝓡𝓮𝓮𝓼𝓮 🦋 @_eeeysi]

YOUR friend who’s NOT MY friend should never know my business

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@Lallerskate Same. I hate it so much right now lol

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@Enedelia20 Wooooooow 😑🙊 lol I learn something new everyday lol

[Reese Witherspoon @ReeseW]

These NFL playoffs games have been insane! 😬😱😆4 games that close ? Is this some sort of record ?!?! I'm so stressed.

[Natalie @TheFemmeFatale]

Me: probably just a cold
Test results:

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

All adults should be forced to work retail one Christmas.

It changes a person.

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@VPEA14 This is me with Efrain. Not until he’s in there does my bladder does to also want to release 🙃🙃🙃 we be fighting at 5am 😂🤛🏽👊🏽

[toxic king @toxicking]

“yOu lOok MeAn” well don’t look at me

[Junior @AriesGentleman]

We went from October 1 to October 28 in 4 days…

[The Hoarse Whisperer @TheRealHoarse]

I’d rather see your leaves than hear your leaf blower.

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@Beazybabyy Same.

[A. Salgado @asa1gado]

@Beazybabyy I thought my phone was broken when I saw 11pm but I was in a deep sleep at 9:30pm. I had to go check all the clocks lol