@asaaragus

beer lover and other things ✨

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Shopping for cars at dealerships is like being in an adult toy store.... without really being in an adult toy store.

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@GlitchedDeals I got it! It takes a few tries.

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legit just saw a video of a girl getting an ng tube inserted into her nose. I think I’m done internetting for today.

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I made my first meme.. how’d I do? #SkyscraperLIVE

[Aesthetics 𝕏 @aestheticsguyy]

Tap, hold and load in 4K ☁️

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bye twitter

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Happy f day to the dilfs hehehehhe

[7-ELEVEn @7eleven]

ur the apple to my fritter baby

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idina wtf r u doing girl

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🤍🤍🤍

[Lj94games @lj94games]

If you see this, quote tweet with the most recent picture of your pet.

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I don’t know! But this is Syke! #MetsPregame @SykeOnAir

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happy mother’s day to all the milfs

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@drinkpoppi I’m tryna win this case but all I got is this tweet

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Party in your mouth with your best buds 👅 @drinkpoppi

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Poppi is far from popoop @drinkpoppi

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wtf is going on with Meghan Trainor

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the fact that taylor swift makes headlines when she cuts her hand

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why does every tv show have the toxic sister character

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

We will take no slander against our cheesy roll ups.

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@charlieacourt What the heck!!!!!! What a shitty teacher to not require bringing valentines for EVERYONE. This makes me sad. Your little dude deserves the world. School is hard. But it’s just a fraction of the extraordinary life he will lead. Please send my hugs to Daniel. 🥰

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Tysm 😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍