Turd Ferguson

Sad Kings Fan. You can’t skip lunch

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@W_B_Rick Yesss the NHL draft babyyyyyyyy

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@PeteBlackburn @TomFornelli @frosted_blakes6 He dragged them to the doorstep of the playoffs with Harry Dunne and Lloyd Christmas on the blue line.

We weren’t sniffing anything past maybe taking a game in the first round, but excited for what’s to come!

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@PeteBlackburn Now, Stenberg or Reid at 2?

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@Kofie You can take the man out of Sacramento…

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@Danca953 @CBabs1120 @GFunk911 @GarrettBugay lol if you plug in the 2015-16 warriors starting lineup, it says they would go 40-42.

Even if you only took their averages from 2015-16, I’d bet the formula wouldn’t have them cracking 50 wins

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*builds team in 82-0 that goes 72-10 and would most certainly win the title

Me:

“Thanks a lot 00’s Steve Nash, you fucking loser”

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@DragonflyJonez 7 foot 3 McLovin is diabolical lol

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@DragonflyJonez Convinced that the 2015-16 Warriors would be 44-38 in that game

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@oeste Skipping right to the Cancun part

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@AUwolvesfan24 @W_B_Rick Holy shit it’s my double ganger

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@d_christophor 1. FWIW Jordan is the GOAT to me

2. Jordan wasn’t mentioned in my original tweet

3. The point is that people argue LeBron going 4-6 in the finals is objectively worse than if he had just gone 4-0

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@JJuice8720 @W_B_Rick 1. Jordan was never mentioned in my tweet

2. The argument is that people will say LeBron going 4-6 in the finals is worse than going 4-0, which is crazy

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@Elite_4_J Pichu

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@_nhlsharks Better question: where the fuck did you order a Cali Fin jersey from? It’s been sold out every place I’ve looked

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@WorldWideWob Does the Rockets offense have ANY plays?

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@barstoolspringb Dollar store Rone

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@barstoolspringb Him?

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@barstoolspringb @stoolpresidente Make the cast vote. Tribal council style

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@MyFryHole The game that crashes @hockeystatcards