Maggie Nelson Groyper

I just think you're all so cool

[Maggie Nelson Groyper @asadebtor]

Riding down the street on a motorized bicycle playing progressive house on a beats by dre speaker is the exact same thing as smoking crack in public.

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@ChaserJDVance I think it’s sweet 😤

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Did rfh really have a baby with Richard Spencer? Is this not a joke?

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@ZeroSuitCamus Jizzstalt

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I can’t drink matcha because it reminds me of listening to blue bannisters and reading kant during my 2021 kratom era.

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@gaybirdmoment Me neither 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Saddest part of aging is realizing you’ll never be someone’s YN again.

[Maggie Nelson Groyper @asadebtor]

@gaybirdmoment I feel insane when I read your posts bc you appear to have an *identical* life to a guy i hooked up with who introduced himself to me at a bar by reciting one of my posts. He also has a lesbian girlfriend, and once bragged to me about being in a group chat with Ryder rips in 2012

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@gaybirdmoment instead of breaking up the band after that live album he should have killed himself

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The appeal is indulging in/not being above “bad taste.” It is not that dive bars are actually good taste.

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Dive bars are bad! A dive bar is a convenient bar thet kind of sucks. If it doesn’t suck, it’s not a dive bar.

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Listening to the cumtown bobby slayton bit.

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@satvrnsangel Gimme a k 📣 gimme a y 📣 gimme an s 📣

[Maggie Nelson Groyper @asadebtor]

That’s what I’m sayinggggg

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

people who give up summer too early gross me out. lack of vision and weak of constitution. summer can extend into october if you are confident and strong-willed (a leo)

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

people who give up summer too early gross me out. lack of vision and weak of constitution. summer can extend into october if you are confident and strong-willed (a leo)

[Maggie Nelson Groyper @asadebtor]

Arday’s suicide feels like when a base jumper dies during a risky jump. I have a hard time imagining a world where perpetrating fabulous and unambiguously newsworthy fraud doesn’t come with the possibility of painful shaming. Seems like a part of riding that wave.

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@diawlectical Wait until you learn about Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

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@strangecapers92 Yessss. It’s either we shall all be healed or west Texas for me

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Cried during “against pollution” award….

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Realizing the part of me that likes The Mountain Goats is the part of me I most want to kill.

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@SardineConsul This is really sweet. They played “you were cool,” which I loved when I was 19 but hate now, and that song probably really is for someone.

[Maggie Nelson Groyper @asadebtor]

Realizing the part of me that likes The Mountain Goats is the part of me I most want to kill.