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[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

The lava lamp stays ON during sex

[Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @JPHilllllll]

Greta Thunberg went on The View and appears to rapidly be getting cooler

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

I like a bedroom that feels like the backstage dressing room of a theater production.

[Muted. Argue with yourself. @___inCANdescent]

When I hang out with my friends and life is fun again

[Nabeela Syed @NabeelaforIL]

My name is Nabeela Syed. I’m a 23-year old Muslim, Indian-American woman. We just flipped a Republican-held suburban district.

And in January, I’ll be the youngest member of the Illinois General Assembly.

[Don @donhoxa]

. [Job interview] "what's your biggest strength-"
"I got that dog in me"

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

bartender: the usual my man?

me: yessir

bartender: [kisses me on the forehead]

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[M ᥫ᭡ @MARJIANA29]

My favorite video on the internet rn

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

@oobnoob_ana

[Jordyn Hodges 🫶🏽 @jordyvotes]

I really wish people would stop drastically using the scenarios of rape or incest as the sole premise for an abortion. A woman doesn’t have to be in a traumatic situation for it to be reason enough. In fact there is zero explanation that needs to be given.

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

Half of working for me is just trying to remember passwords.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

me, garfield’s vet: feeding him WHAT

[Ali @knifewatergun]

Left my air max 97s in Cyprus last time I went to see my grandparents and now my grandad has claimed them

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

@___sdra I have a tradition kinda like that! 🤣

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

@JoelyAnysz @hankgreen LMAO @___sdra

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

@___sdra It happens

[RK Jackson | Atlanta 🛸 @theerkj]

I want her leading the department of education.

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

@___sdra Iconic

[🐞🌋 @asadebug]

First time in Ingles. How are we feeling about these?