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food//complaining//hockey//beaches//life

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

@thephucpham Let me know if you want an actual opinion because I’ll go check it out if so 😂

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

Stepping off the metro:
Man1: “damn, you’re beautiful”
Man2: “hola, mami”

Usually we. Still ew. But also feeling shitty about myself so I’ll take what I can get.

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

今日の風マジやば💨

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i wasn’t a good dog today

april fools. i was so good

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

LOL and then turns out I dated one for years

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UM WHAT? There are people who don’t wash the bottom of dishes and pans??

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Knowing Christopher Judge voices Kratos, I only hear Teal’c now when I’m playing God of War.

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

My lower back is in pain. From what, idk. #thisis31

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I think I cried too much last night and now I’m dehydrated and my head hurts lol #struggs

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

To think all of these artists cannot sing and are making hella bank…. Is it too late for me to be a Japanese idol?

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

Well, feeling the sad sad tonight hahaha

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

The sign said “a thousand ginkgos” and I totally read that as “a thousand gringos”
Cue confusion.

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

Trying not to put too much emphasis on appearance as I go through my fitness journey, but morning abs are great

[Jaythechou @jaythechou]

I Photoshop paddington into a movie, game, or TV show until I forget: Day 625

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

Took a look at my weight trend for the year and dang, I was….quite a bit heavier in May😱😱😱
Happy to be back on track to early Pandemic weight/fitness, back when I was really on top of things 💪🏼

[Granny @DEARGRANNY]

do Australians say lmaour

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

横浜と戸塚の間が長いw
足が痛い

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

あっ、また地震？

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One day I’ll be the type of person to not have my hair ties around my wrist all the time. Not now, but one day.

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

質問しただけなのに、バカにしないでくれる？Like, it's this kind of treatment from people around me that makes me hate talking to people in general.

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

And today, the second has fallen. Waiting for the final one on my big toe.

[あさみー蔦ー @asamikks]

Dead toenail one of three is finally off!