Alex

[Alex @asand0504]

@tacobell sucks. i went through the drive through and they gave me the wrong food, called and was basically yelled at by the employees, and have now been in this drive through for well over an hour

[Emily Vaughn @Emilyvaughnx]

bandersnatch: frosties or sugar puffs
me: ???????????????????????????
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bandersnatch: chop up the body or bury it
me: chop it

[Alex @asand0504]

@apple update idea: my phone should have to see a face to be able to access the emergency call screen.

[Madilynn (Long) Powell @MadilynnL3]

@CFAWells if this gets 1,000 retweets @ginny__stephens and I get free Chick-fil-A for a year! help us out! 🙏🏼

[Meg DaSilva @madbabyyface]

if your mom is an 11/10, retweet this

[krysta neary @KrystaNeary]

Just a man and his wasp

[Alex @asand0504]

@JohnJohn_Binks i watched it live

[Alex @asand0504]

@llxnnzzz save the alligators!

[Kevin Taylor @Toast_04]

Q: How many alligators?

A: nineteen.

[Alex @asand0504]

.@envelopeflap hey man what’s up

[Alex @asand0504]

memes

[Alex @asand0504]

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[Alex @asand0504]

how was my night?

well I locked my keys in my truck with the spare key in the cup holder and broke one of my windows trying to get in yet was still unsuccessful..

[Alex @asand0504]

parking lot courtesy:
if youre going to sit in a parking lot at night, shut off your headlights so you don’t blind you fellow parking lot sitters.
thanks.

[Alex @asand0504]

I dont get it man

[Kevin Taylor @Toast_04]

I told them that I would get an iPhone if they helped pay for it, so here

https://t.co/OnJVEzYiVc