Andrew Sandler

Ayo

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

best ornament award goes to

[Dwight K. Schrute, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @DwightSchrute_]

POV: you’re the turkey on my plate today

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Joe Biden will win the popular vote by over 4 million votes. The Democratic nominee for president has now won the popular vote in 7 out of the last 8 elections. One person, one vote. Democracy must rule.

Yes. We should abolish the electoral college.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

The first one-term president in thirty years, and the only one to lose the popular vote twice.

Congrats on making history, @realDonaldTrump.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Election Day should be a national holiday.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

roses are red,
paper is white,

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Well well well, how the turntables...

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Coronavirus timeline

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

If a baby were president, there would be no taxes. There would be no war.

[Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES]

.@realDonaldTrump Tonight you sweated and snarled your way through what will be remembered as the “Emptysburgh Address.” The story of your dangerous shuffle down the ramp was pathetic. Tonight was a failure, just like your Presidency. America saw a small crowd looking at a loser

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Trump campaign said 1 million tickets requested. 20,000 seat arena is maybe half full. Outdoor event cancelled. Sad when the farewell tour doesn’t sell out.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We're months into this pandemic and still don't have proper testing, PPE, or clear nationwide guidance. Instead, Donald Trump:

- Pushes dangerous, disproven drugs
- Stands in the way of the CDC
- Refuses to wear a mask

He is failing even the most basic test of leadership.

[Christopher C. Cuomo @ChrisCuomo]

Says the president who attempts gross plays of power in excess of authority. Regularly. Who promsied to help dreamers. Who clearly sees his bid for a second term to be umbilically tied to “us vs them” divisive politics

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

look, I may not agree with the way our president is threatening peaceful protesters, but he is our leader and I will defend to the death his right to be impeached, removed from office, arrested, stripped of his wealth, tried for his crimes and thrown straight the fuck into prison

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump’s failure to fight the coronavirus with the same energy and focus that he uses to troll his enemies on Twitter has cost us lives — and is putting hope for an economic recovery at risk.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

She’s not yo ho no mo.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump is not responsible for COVID-19, but he does bear full responsibility for his slow, uncoordinated, bungled response. https://t.co/IUdWpqZncn

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

We need a president who heals — not one who fans the flames of hate.

We need a president who unites — not one who sows further discord for political gain.

We need a president who leads the way with a steady hand — not one who incites violence with his erratic tweets.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump forgot about COVID-19, but COVID-19 didn’t forget about us.

The President couldn’t wish away the virus in April, he couldn’t tweet it away in May, and he can’t ignore it away in June.