Hammond

Here for a good time and a long time, ideally | Basshead

[Al Coholic @bitchesLOVEtoad]

pretty cool that 70% of ads now are just for weight loss medicine, gambling, or AI

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Optimus Prime had me standing up in the theater like I was gonna fight Decepticons

[Spotify @Spotify]

Introducing Reserved. Concert tickets held just for you based on your listening 🎫 Stay tuned – Reserved tickets are coming to Premium users in the US.

[💎🇿🇦🇵🇹 @TJayyyy_1]

GTA 6 during lockdown… #HoldOnNow

[�� @wynavira]

does anyone want to play outside after work

[Jonathan Berk @berkie1]

Wet Wednesday’s at the new Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

this is going to be like dropping a grey wolf into a petting zoo.

[Festive Owl @TheFestiveOwl]

In a secondary market ecosystem that’s already terrible — what StubHub and other third-party platforms are allowing to happen right now with Coachella W1 tickets this week is almost criminal.

Demand has surged over the last ten days for wristbands ahead of this weekend, and with that, so have prices. People who purchased “guaranteed” orders months ago — when prices were a fifth of what they are now — are being left completely stranded as sellers default, don’t deliver passes, and then relist those same tickets for 4x the cost…with zero accountability.

Meanwhile, the people who planned ahead are left high and dry with travel already booked and little to no options to even get into the festival — outside of getting desperate and paying $3,000+ for a GA wristband.

The systems meant to get tickets into people’s hands are fundamentally broken, and it only incentivizes more of this behavior. And it’s not just a few isolated cases…we’re talking entire groups of 5+ people being left hanging as platforms fail to deliver on “guaranteed” entry, while sellers are essentially committing fraud against people who trusted those tickets would show up.

What a shame this is what it’s come to. 🦉

[Hammond @ASAP__HAMS]

Need @woolimusic set on this immediately

[Gino Hard @GinoHard_]

The Utah Mammoth unveil the “Zammoth”… and it might already be the greatest Zamboni of all time 🥶🦣

[はじめ @hajime20250823]

日本では禁止されていますが、アメリカでは場所によっては「赤信号でも安全が確認できれば右折してよい」というルールがあります。そんなルールを知らない状態で、初めてアメリカを訪れた際にほとんどの車が赤信号でも右折しているのを見て「これが自由の国アメリカか〜」と感じたのを覚えています。

[Josh Fuller @joshfuller124]

If I wanted to watch someone drive dangerously around downtown 150 times I’d ask a Maryland driver to find a parking spot.

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

Make the Microsoft CEO search for an email on Outlook live on camera

[Dear White Staffers @dearwhitestaff]

What do you mean you can do karaoke and eat great food in the building where Abraham Lincoln’s assassination was plotted

[Hammond @ASAP__HAMS]

@YELLOWCLAW Please come back to DC 🙏🏼

[Corey Atad @CoreyAtad]

they should’ve had this playing during the credits of Marty Supreme like it was Wild Wild West

[claire rowden @clx1re]

you think the marty supreme press tour can’t get anymore insane and then susan boyle puts on a marty supreme jacket to wish timothée chalamet a happy birthday

[Mxim @sugeezy]

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

[BEJALVIN @bejalvin]

Taco Bell be like damn this shit is delicious take it off the menu

[Hammond @ASAP__HAMS]

Raving the night before thanksgiving is not for the weak