Nick Serdaru

I spend too much time on the internet and I really like Memes™

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When ur lab PI roasts u so hard she basically tells u to scrap ur presentation but ur used to it

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@Alejllujah Gross

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@FrogmanRecovery @FredKatz We can’t stand you either stay at home

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@LEGO_Group building the James Bond AM creator and somehow I’m supposed to fit a fat ass connector into a cone. What the hell is this?

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@Eagles quick tip: play defense.

Like, ever.

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Can’t believe I have to use my phone’s hotspot to get on the internet in my own house. I just fuckin wish my apartment complex let @verizonfios in. They’re leagues better than @Xfinity in every way possible.

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Amazing. Just absolute outstanding. I’m expecting major credits on my account for this. Absolutely unbelievable a company of your size can fuck up this royally this much. A hamster could run a fucking service better. Disgusting.

@Xfinity

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“Yeah we know your service that you’re paying $50/month for is out right now but we’re gonna fix it in 2 hours cuz we’re lazy as fuck”

-@Xfinity

Holy fuck how you idiots make money is beyond me.

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I didn’t know @PlayApex could manage to fuck up their loot tables as much as they did in S2 but holy fuck S3 is a joke. Fix this.

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@XboxSupport please institute a permaban policy for people who are repeatedly reported for quitting early. It’s really not a difficult concept. If you quit before the game you loaded into ends repeatedly you never intended to play. Just do it.

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Fuck my math, better be paying 33% less*

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Lol @InfinityWard cutting 1/3 of content on 2/3 of release platforms. PC and Xbox better be paying 66% less for the base game.

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@dandan1313 @Alejllujah @dominos @jillygillybilly Hee hee

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@ATVIAssist can you please fix the fucking Xbox beta for MW? Like fuck how hard is it to drop a beta with the kind of money you guys rake in?

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She has already filed a complaint on the app. Three times. Please don’t tell me to do that. She has gotten a call each time with nobody on the other end.

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@Uber_Support my mother contacted her driver regarding some lost items, he said he found them, and never returned them nor has he tried to contact my mother. I’d call and inquire about it however your app makes it incredibly difficult and near impossible to do that.

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Man I wanted to support @Respawn after the whole “oh just don’t pay for the skins” dilemma but like man come on. If you’re gonna hide leaked cosmetics behind a massive paywall atleast have a product that doesn’t do this kinda shit In a class/team based multiplayer game.

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@Alejllujah Shut up you dumb nerd go birds

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@Phillies fire @gabekapler this fucking instant. He is incapable of coaching a team that has a chance of winning. How do you fuck up this many games and still have a job?

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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PHILLIES JUST FUCKING DROP NERIS. HE IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING GARBAGE. WHY IS HE GETTING PAID?????