Asapgram12

Here for nothing special just comments and fun

[Gwen🍒 @Gweenneee]

No masturbation in October, walk with me.

[Tabitha 🌸 @jadeloovesyou]

Be a man who brings sanitary pads too

Not just condom.

[. @Fimiye]

So because you come house come meet my friend and he send me fuel, I be errand boy? 😂

Person wey dey put him friend for high value in front of you just so he fit crack you without stress 😂

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

Firstbank & GTbank if I finally buy this Dangote shares and I lose money I go naked for una head office oo.

Allow me use your app in peace.

[Headking's Mindset 🧠 @MindOfHeadking]

October king challenge:

- No Porn and masturbation.

- Sex at least 3x a week.

- Gym at least 4x a week.

- Eat enough protein.

- No alcohol.

- Drink enough water.

- Focus on yourself 100%.

- No sugar.

- No excuses.

[STARBOY GUCCI🖤🦉🖤 @Guccistarboi]

Donjazzy quoted someone defaming him and instead of the guy to delete, he still dey tweet more shits and even plug new tweets to the one wey donjazzy quote lol

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

Bro, anywhere 5 men are gathered/seated in Nigeria, at least 2 are checking sportybet. Everybody jus dey bet.

[. @alphacruiz]

Na now I understand wetin my Business Studies teacher dey teach for class that year...

The debit side is always higher than the credit side! 😤

[𝙴𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚐𝚊 @erigganewmoney]

If you could guarantee financial stability
but never become famous,
would you take it?

[Bae🌸 Bianca❤️⭐✨ @banks1274z9]

You said Netflix and chill, so why are you removing your boxer??😒

[🦋 @fa8ful_fa8]

Aa a lady from a poor home, deciding not to marry a broke guy is very valid.

Just let us know who you're leaving your brothers for.

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

I no even get type again
any babe wey fit feed me consistently don win my heart.

[wande @blaccmajek]

I no dey even bother check sportybet again to check if my game enter. I know say i no win.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

please, you’re not obligated to maintain friendships with people who never check up on you.

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

i hate those moods where nothing is actually wrong but you still feel sad and annoyed for no reason.

[Nath! @Nathanieldaf]

So na me wey soapy for ilorin no let Germany play over 1.5 for Europe ??

[OLAMIDE not Baddo🧢 @Hirazzy]

Person wey build Lagos come dey scatter Nigeria economy 😂😭

[Asapgram12 @asapgram12]

OS B2B were de disguise 🤡

[Chegbe @ChegbeE]

There’s a name for it baby girl

[Pwetty_Naza 🌸 @PeaceChinaza15]

If I were you…”
But you’re not me, so relaxxx.

[𝓓𝓮𝓵 @delonperc]

Being suicidal is horrible because you can end up feeling like the only reason you’re still alive is for other people, not because you actually want to live for yourself.