You go dress up make you commot, she go come dey make minor adjustments for your face and pick small small things commot from your beards.
You go just dey casually gist am how project wey you dey do dey drain your funds, next thing you don receive heavy alert with caption “my own little contribution, please manage”.
Una go dey waka for public place, next thing she don grab your arm make she dey close to you.
You go commot like this, she go send you text ask you wetin you go like chop before you come back.
You go just dey house like this, next thing she don tie wrapper wey don lose something thickness dey waka for your front dey shake bumbum.
I can't wait to actually meet someone who's actually interested in me. The constant crave of wanting to talk, asking about my day, my feelings, sharing laughter & being heard is so rare nowadays. Nobody communicates anymore. Real is Rare.
If someone had told me at the beginning of this year that I’ll have N7.5million to buy a saloon for myself I’d not have believed
Look at me, I freaking bought a saloon
I’m now a property owner
My multi-million naira unisex saloon & spa is 80% done 😮💨
June is ending with a win🥹
You are in a talking stage with three people.
One of them loves you more.
You love the second one more.
But there’s a stronger sexual attraction between you and the third person.
Choose your pick.
Some ladies are demanding hugs and kisses from their men, and melting into their arms during painful periods. Others are offering mood swing and disrespect to their men and expecting them to understand.
Guess which one they tried convincing you is women's nature? 😊
Or just have a one-night stand. I laugh about it and act like it doesn’t bother me, but if I’m being truthful, it does. It makes me sad sometimes, and I honestly don’t know what I’m doing wrong. Is this normal, or is it just me
I’m 30 years old, and I want to tell y’all this for free… No woman has ever asked me to be her boyfriend, not to talk of her husband. Not even once in my 30 years of living. It’s always one of these three things: they want to get down with me, be friends with benefits,