koku sen

俺には夢が無い、けど、夢を守る事はできる

[second hand immaculate conception @alyxiaBewbs]

my gf told me to cum and when i did she said "i didnt say simon says" and started beating me up

[~Lucy @Lucy89_]

A mulher que você ama já foi um sêmen

Você gosta de sêmen

Você é gay

Tenha um ótimo dia seu viadinho

[. @issues_]

real

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

[cats being cats @catsbeiingcats]

stay a while and rest by the campfire

[greg @greg16676935420]

I ordered a Big Mac with everything removed. Stay tuned to see what happens

[Majin Jew @RedwoodRogue]

Rest in peace my granny. I will not be disclosing the cause of her death for privacy but if you wish to donate to the funeral please direct all funds to the Bazooka Attack Victims Association.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Banger 😂

[KITKAT @KITKAT]

Help us find them. Use the Stolen KitKat Tracker. Link in bio.

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

Whoever stole all those KitKat’s

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

stomach rumbled during a j*b interview and the guy said “forgot lunch?” told him nah just hungry for success

[‏ً @ewedunega]

Face ID: "doesn't recognize my face"

Me: "lock and unlock the phone again"

Face ID:

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

told her i like physical touch and she beat the shit out of me

[໊ @user0000O0]

monday again tomorrow

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

Me at work pretending to be nice

[Rolling Loud @RollingLoud]

rest in peace my granny she got hit by a bazooka 😥

[𝚣𝚎𝚎𝚣 @wtfzeezco]

me next year: