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@fadule_ Daniel Radcliffe in Harry Poter?

Brandon Lee in The Crow?

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@Westftg01

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i'm building a 54th Street in my house

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i will be flying to Tel Aviv to kiss the wall.

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tried to go see The Odyssey and they wouldn't let me in cuz i had a Brandy bottle tucked in my hoodie i told them its part of the movie fix this shit @AMCTheatres

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can't name a single Cardinals or Blues player

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they are going to send all the serf to Mars to mine for resources...

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data center red pill:

its a building with CPUs/GPUs all powering AI tasks (good for jew$) and instead of building it in the optimal location (e.g. moon or mars or antarctica) its built down the street from ur house (instead of building a house/apartment there) (bad for people)

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literally the only downside of Russia is no weed

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@hayasaka_aryan potheads are the worst type of "heads" (much worse than crackheads and methheads) they cant stop bragging about how "dank" or "gas" their weed is as if you cant get 30% thc weed at any of the 50 dispos in the city 🤦‍♂️

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@Tha_realangelo Tha Carter II - Lil Wayne

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Ukraine is a fake country

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Не Сдерживайся Путин. Никакое ядерное оружие не нужно. Продолжайте долбит их пока на месте Киева останется кратер до самого центра Земли. Старобельск

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never ask:

- a woman her age
-a wagecuck his salary
-a jew why he can't win against hezbollah

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you gon need a passport if i take you on a date

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@Ac7ionMann Judaism in 33 AD ≠ judaism in 2026 (stealing money, lying)

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@DagnyTaggartUSA so you bought $400 worth of goyslop and wondering why it costs $400