natalie

a real down to mars mom

[natalie @asapn4t]

@netflix i hate this update plz make everything small again

[natalie @asapn4t]

men are trash

that’s all

[natalie @asapn4t]

@bigtestes075 @penelopewoodsx @Haterofsex4323 @RoryRoryKnox @OctaviaXRed pencil dick 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[natalie @asapn4t]

@DylMillz1994 i can have multiple daddies

[natalie @asapn4t]

@DylMillz1994 called out lol

[natalie @asapn4t]

@caitieekk i have TWO brother in laws named matt. my husband’s uncle is Matt. all men are matt

[natalie @asapn4t]

@caitieekk this is still my favorite tweet of all time

[Caitie Karasik @caitieekk]

I’ve literally never met a man who is not named Matt

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

watched too much true crime

[natalie @asapn4t]

@smashleighsays we had it run through our house and the major throwing up lasted around 12 hours with major 💩💩 afterwards for days

[natalie @asapn4t]

Sobbing!!!!! #BrendanFraser deserved this more than anything 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Oscars

[natalie @asapn4t]

personally victimized by the #adderallshortage rn 😩

[natalie @asapn4t]

me rn while we break from this episode of football #SuperBowlLVII

[natalie @asapn4t]

just ran into this girl i went to high school with who was a fucking nerd alert and i’m at a porn convention party so let’s just say she had a major glow up lol

[natalie @asapn4t]

@OnlyFansSupport fix your site!!!!!!

[natalie @asapn4t]

@OnlyFansSupport why doesn’t your website ever operate properly? where are your billion dollars of revenue going??????? DO BETTER

[natalie @asapn4t]

Update: I just let Teddy know that his debit card has declined.

[natalie @asapn4t]

I’ve been playing “Realistic Grocery Store” today with my kids. They give me a banana, onion, box of cereal and I let them know their total is $89.98 💀

[natalie @asapn4t]

@lexkze @KrislynReal @craymusic um it’s $40 for an entree, salad and cocktail lol. fuck out of here dumb ass don’t ever tell people they are eating too much