cyber savs ☭

before i am a woman, i am a hater. she/her

[lily @lil_mermaid]

it's always so funny when people are trying to sell their used couch for $1500 on fb marketplace. a couch on fb marketplace costs $200. they're always like "i paid $4000 for this couch." not my problem man. should have bought it on fb marketplace, where a couch costs $200

[big honkin caboose @itsbighonkin]

a loaded god complex Charlie and Kirk it

[/ᐠ｡‸｡ᐟ\ @pochaccobebi]

cigarette yoga

[chad @badboychadhoy]

Girth certificate? Is this anything?

[redacted @aquariusdays]

they’re half full. :)

[hahank @chicogrande1937]

going on a walk is like hanging out with the entire world

[cyber savs ☭ @asapsavss]

finding out that the middle of a pickleball court is called “the kitchen”

[dj nite raid @trillydylly]

I think about this tweet all the time

[machine yearning engineer @confusionm8trix]

cell phone… self own… they have played us for absolute fools

[sir lid @artbylid]

Fangirl 1999

[eli @loveforcaptnswn]

stupid song!

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i was killed 27 times this month

[trin @lovelltrin]

never heard of a chocolate chip cookie having a parasite

[Jonah. @kawaiifishtrade]

Oh the dick about to be horrible.

[Fugs 🇵🇸🇾🇪🇱🇧🔻 @FugeusRedux]

I can’t help but love her because there’s something heartwarming about a private school education that used to produce Presidents of Rhodesia and directors of MI6 now produces thoughts like this

[zay dante @zaydante]

no World Cup or Love Island today

[王 @relieffleeting]

Hi I’m a creative director. The concept is a skinny Asian girl with tattoos looking down or smoking a cigarette esoterically. Y’all fw the vision?

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

#Happy4thofJuly