A$AP SOFAS

[Full ML Alchemist @unironictechbro]

well

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

Have $40,000 on a 4-way parlay involving the Knicks winning game 2 that unfortunately also requires Scary Movie 6 to become "certified fresh" on rotten tomatoes by tomorrow morning

[Bd@irB@ll @Bd_irB_ll]

I can't believe what I'm watching from KAT man. This is what makes the playoffs so good. 11 years worth of narratives built about your basketball, your personality, your toughness. In the space of 1 month you can rewrite the whole thing and that's just beautiful

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

First time watching Yellowstone, about to finish season 2. This show has some of the worst acting I’ve ever seen!

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

@MNsportsvictim2 I ain’t never seen a semi give a fuck about right of way at a roundabout

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

@Dalmonds31 Annnnd I’ll eat my words

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

Brunson gotta chill man, you’re now 7-22

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

I’d be calling elbow on Wemby at the free throw line

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

@Dalmonds31 Yup

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

@Dalmonds31 He may shoot them out of the game

[Joey Franchise @happyjoelucky]

That’s one of the things I’ll always love about Finch. He is a bitter, petty man. He fucking HATES the Thunder. Now the Spurs too I’m sure. Couldn’t wait to take a dump on their accomplishments lmao.

Fuck it man. Lifetime contract.

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

Baseball is sooo much more watchable with the pitch clock man it’s crazy

[Nate @Tallsdurf]

The matchup we’ve all been waiting for

[NBA @NBAWAYOFFS]

at least Draymond was working on his game

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

sucks ass, should be a skull with knives behind it so the aliens know what the fuck is up

[kit @kitt_er]

Teacher: Ok class today we will be adding L to the end of our name
Kid named Richard: can we actually learn something today

[o60m6 @o60m6]

@nthonyedwards They would rather have this than Ant shit is crazy

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

Pls get this man some help

[Draymond Green @Money23Green]

@HanaHoops Watch your mouth before I crush those dirty ass kids in your banner.

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

@Complex This is just an AI slop post though

[A$AP SOFAS @asapschwab]

Dave Matthews Band, the classic Christian Rock Band