Raafaiel

👍🏽 ‘15. 🐊’22. Fantasy baseball and football expert. Married to @candyjac__ Former Blue Checkmark

[Raafaiel @asapscrew]

I'm back bitches.

https://t.co/gEVvoQKnt1

[Trill Burr @ReloadedJu]

Bruh I never noticed this but he kinda look like George Bush

[Tom Morello @tmorello]

No notes

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

New Yorkers going back to their $5k/month apartment after spending $10k to watch their team lose in the Finals

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!

[Dennis Goris | Cartoons @DennisGoris]

American hospitality #worldcup

[WWKnicks @WWKnicksPodcast]

I’m stressed about Mike Breen. Secret service are going to be all over him if a “bang” comes

[Raafaiel @asapscrew]

Bad vibes have overtaken the knicks. Spurs in 6

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Last night they tested the UFC stage lighting at the White House. Check it out.

The People’s House is looking more like a Six Flags amusement park after dark. It’s embarrassing.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“I don’t know if those B’s. Those might be Cardi D’s”

We have lost Charles Barkley tonight folks

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A viral joke on social media to turn Trump’s White House UFC fight on America’s 250th birthday into the “gayest party in US history” is becoming real as hundreds of gay men are actually buying tickets and planning to show up shirtless, glittered up, and very flamboyant.

[JustFreshKicks @JustFreshKicks]

HE HAS ARRIVED: Nike celebrates Wemby and the Spurs for advancing to the NBA Finals 👽

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

THE CHOSEN ONE

[Evan Sidery @esidery]

Nike has released their first advertisement for Victor Wembanyama after making the NBA Finals in his postseason debut:

“He has arrived.”

[Anthony Scaramucci @Scaramucci]

Actual quotes from President Trump:

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims.

Mar 3: "We won the war."
Mar 7: "We defeated Iran."
Mar 9: "We must attack Iran."
Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.
March 10: practically nothing left to target
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet."
Mar 13: "We won the war."
Mar 14: "Please help us."
Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it."
Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all."
Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me."
Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad."
Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help."
Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO."
Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz."
Mar 20: "NATO are cowards."
Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it."
Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait"
Mar 22: "Iran is Dead"

Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran."
Mar 24: "We’re making progress."
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away."
Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO."
Mar 28: No major quote
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences."
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing"
Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon."
Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not
Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen."
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences.

Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah."
April 6 :a whole civilization will die
April 7: total and complete victory
April8: objectives were met

A true disaster

[𝗦𝗽𝘂𝗿𝘀𝗛𝘂𝗯. @saspurshub21]

DETALHES DA TROCA!!!

Iran recebe:

- Acordo de Paz
- Fim dos ataques
- Aiatolá vivo

EUA recebe:

- Fim das ameaças
- Acordo de Paz

OKC recebe:

+3 picks de primeira rodada

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Salesman: The car is $25k

Trump: $20k take it or leave it.

Salesman: No thank you. It’s $25k

Trump: okay fine, I’ll do $24k final offer.

Salesman: No thank you.

Trump: Fine I’ll give you $28k

MAGA: WOW ART OF THE DEAL!!!

[The WARmonger @TheWARmonger_]

It's early, but Konnor Griffin (+2) already has 164 more career Defensive Runs Saved than Derek Jeter (-162).

[AJ Torres @ajtorres1230]

Howie Roseman: Make Russini stop bringing up AJ Brown in trade talks

Big Dom: 🤌🏼

[𝑨𝑺𝑲𝑨☆ @Sapphire9Libra]

日本では少数派のAstrosファンとして何が嬉しいかって、今井さんが活躍すればするほど日本でAstrosが注目されロゴやユニフォームを知ってもらえる。
そして何よりも現地Houstonの皆さんが彼に温かい声援と賞賛の言葉を送ってくれる。
それが本当にありがたくて嬉しいんです！
#ChaseTheFight

[MLB.Sieradzki @MlbSieradzki]

The Rockies right now