Brad Clit

practicing my moment

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oh no! it’s the consequences of my actions

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new sexiest fortnite skin alert!

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think someone roofied my 10 drinks no food no water yesterday

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drinking lebronessy before my girl comes over

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just saw a raccoon sleeping on the side of the road so cute

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i have to pretend like i’m 13 to get people my own age to like me. i’m 30

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feel like kiwis used to be hairier

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does anyone else think kiwis have gotten less hairy?

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have kiwis gotten less hairy? idk just something to think about

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i’m gonna be rich

[Breaking911 @Breaking911]

A California nurse who was served at least 14 tequila shots in under nine hours on a Carnival cruise ship has been awarded $300,000 by a federal jury.

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@DavishaC37184 yes

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men in this country used to go to war

now they play women’s sports

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when i become mayor, my first order of business will be to fix this mcdonalds

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wonder if kobe and bin laden are playing one on one down there

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can’t play defense anymore i guess

[MeekMill @MeekMill]

When I got a girl around me I’m f#%king her twice a day lol ask some of ya favorites … pussy don’t control me but it’s like a high… one love to the gay people but that juicy p#%sy do it for meeeeee 😁 I done ran red lights to get that feeling yall weird on here like devils lol

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waiting on my mommy to pick me up

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you did it again @wingstop

thank you

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can’t for my first mcrib this season

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imagine if you walked into israel with a 24 pack pepsi tomorrow