Alisa Garrison

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

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[Middle Age Riot @middleageriot]

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself. And stupid. We should be scared shitless of stupid.

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@CajPaLa @realDonaldTrump All the “best people” 🙄

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@BakerLuke Is anyone expecting Donald Trump to be elegant?

[Jane Slusser @janeslusser]

Our party was bigger than yours #FlyEaglesFly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Advantage, home field.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

Doggone it, you better believe dog masks will be allowed at @LFFStadium this weekend. Just make sure to take them off when you go through security.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

NFC Championship week.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

NFC Championship Game, our place.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Superhuman @Superhuman]

What acute idea. #winterpun #DayAfterChristmas

[Chris Kocher @RealChrisKocher]

#Christmas wisdom from @rayadverb. #rumpapapum

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@krassenstein I don’t think this has been a democracy for a long time now. That’s an illusion. This is a plutocracy.

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@BillOReilly Or maybe just cut back on the pie. #TipOfTheDay

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

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[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@krassenstein Who are the geniuses who are still contributing money to this? 😂

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends on not understanding it.” —Upton Sinclair

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@MattOswaltVA Looks like something that would be hanging behind Trump while he’s eating a taco bowl

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

#VictoryMonday, by the 🔥.

#FlyEaglesFly

[Alisa Garrison @asbgarrison]

@voguemagazine Oh good lord 🙄